Why do I lay in bed crying, drunk watching tfl videos

[Vermilioncore]

I get two cans of Four Loko and get drunk alone wanting to hang myself while watching Oreo man and other guys like kent and baraka

“why couldn’t I be a guy like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates”

 

[Narcissus🥀]

I busted a nut in my house call that shit homecoming

 

[Vermilioncore]

I busted a nut in my house call that shit homecoming

creampied a disabled old bitch call that shit Left 4 Dead

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Pounded a bitch upside down call that shit Australian pound

 

[Vermilioncore]

B

Pounded a bitch upside down call that shit Australian pound

burnt an Asian family of 4 to death call that shit Fried rice

 

[Narcissus🥀]

burnt an Asian family of 4 to death call that shit Fried rice

Fucked a female solider call that shit call of booty

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked a female solider call that shit call of booty

Fucked a bitch up the ass during a King Kong movie call that shit Donkey Kong

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Fucked a bitch up the ass during a King Kong movie call that shit Donkey Kong

I put my grandma on speed dial, call that shit Instagram

 

[FastBananaCEO]

After doing MDMA (in fortnite), alcohol doesn't even work on me, fuck my life

 

[Vermilioncore]

I put my grandma on speed dial, call that shit Instagram

Skinned a bunch of women’s faces and put them in a diary call that shit Facebook

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Fucked a bitch up the ass during a King Kong movie call that shit Donkey Kong

Fucked a policewoman under the blanket, call that shit undercover

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked a policewoman under the blanket, call that shit undercover

ate a bitches ass on an airplane call that shit Skyrim

 

[Narcissus🥀]

ate a bitches ass on an airplane call that shit Skyrim

My Mexican friend lost his car, call that nigga Carlos

 

[Narcissus🥀]

ate a bitches ass on an airplane call that shit Skyrim

Just saw a pregnant 15 year old girl, call that bitch minimum

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just saw a pregnant 15 year old girl, call that bitch minimum

Ran a train on a bitch in the hallway call that shit Halloween

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Ran a train on a bitch in the hallway call that shit Halloween

Fucked a bitch with down syndrome, call that shit wump pump.

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Up

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

I get two cans of Four Loko and get drunk alone wanting to hang myself while watching Oreo man and other guys like kent and baraka

“why couldn’t I be a guy like Steve Jobs or Bill Gates”

fourloko taste like shit wtf drink vodka or gin like a high t alcoholic

 

[Luffymaxxing]

fourloko taste like shit wtf drink vodka or gin like a high t alcoholic

He's low t

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

He's low t

water

 

[Vermilioncore]

fourloko taste like shit wtf drink vodka or gin like a high t alcoholic

Nah I drink that 24/7. I always have my flask filled with vodka but that’s just my sidearm, so to speak, my main weapon of choice is either fourloko or some other thing like steel reserve. I like to drink stuff that homeless niggers drink