Why do i not have a flock of girls on me already?

[JoelBeetwo]

I mean just look at me (my avi) im litteraly like a perfect prettyboy, how am i still a virgin? Are the girls of today actually THAT brainwashed that they go for these super tall guys instead of me?!

 

[minty]

What makes you so great

 

[JoelBeetwo]

What makes you so great

Just take a look at my face and tell me im not great, u can’t do it its impossible

 

[minty]

Just take a look at my face and tell me im not great, u can’t do it its impossible

There are definitely flaws I can pick out, but I won’t respond anymore cos I think this is a shitty satire account. People don’t act like this

 

[tei]

do you expect for girls to just come up to you nigga?

your not biblical joseph bro

girls will just pass by you, take a good glance at you and say in their minds “yeah, he’s hot (or cute)” and then move on with their days

hop on pregab and talk to them nigga

 

[JoelBeetwo]

There are definitely flaws I can pick out, but I won’t respond anymore cos I think this is a shitty satire account. People don’t act like this

What?! I know that im new to org but its 100% ME that is talking, im just saying whats on my mind, so name the flaws, but im saying u can’t

 

[minty]

What?! I know that im new to org but its 100% ME that is talking, im just saying whats on my mind, so name the flaws, but im saying u can’t

Just shut up mate

 

[JoelBeetwo]

do you expect for girls to just come up to you nigga?

your not biblical joseph bro

girls will just pass by you, take a good glance at you and say in their minds “yeah, he’s hot (or cute)” and then move on with their days

hop on pregab and talk to them nigga

Yes that is the biological thing for a girl to do, it should not be the man who goes up to the girl. I just don’t get why no girl have gone up to me yet. Im really attractive and i smell and dress the best i can

 

[tei]

Yes that is the biological thing for a girl to do, it should not be the man who goes up to the girl. I just don’t get why no girl have gone up to me yet. Im really attractive and i smell and dress the best i can

we don’t live in the millennial age where you see women going up to a highschool boy just because he’s cute, we don’t live in a movie we live in reality

just go on some dating app if you cant go up to females, this is the result of what we have to deal with

women have an inferiority complex that they are more attractive then men so they usually expect you to make the first move

they’ll show you signs but rarely will go up to you

 

[JoelBeetwo]

Just shut up mate

U act like someone who always think they are better

 

[JoelBeetwo]

we don’t live in the millennial age where you see women going up to a highschool boy just because he’s cute, we don’t live in a movie we live in reality

just go on some dating app if you cant go up to females, this is the result of what we have to deal with

women have an inferiority complex that they are more attractive then men so they usually expect you to make the first move

they’ll show you signs but rarely will go up to you

Im gonna stand my ground, I WILL GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN