Why do I suck at everything I try?

[sevensources]

I go to work - can't do the work, get fired in 3 shifts
I go to new work - almost get fired
Try to cook - fail
Go to school - get bullied
Go to uni - need help
Try and socialise - can barely say two words
Try to play FIFA - I get beat by my cousin who is 12 years younger than me
Try to drive - almost crash the car and never try again
Try to buy a new laptop - has CPU errors and I have to return it
Try to make friends - fail
Try to ride a bike - fail
Try to play sports - get laughed at

It's like I was born to LDAR

 

[ChristianChad]

I don't understand. You have 2 legs and 2 arms. You're somehow still alive. There's no way you're not good at something