why do I wanna flash cheese all the time if it doesn't work?

[Deleted member 21712]

everyone says that betabuxxing doesn't work, and everyone says that flashing wealth is the best way to be hated by all friends and get your mansion robbed everytime you travel to geomaxx,

so why then do I have the strongest of urges to pull up in slomo with a real flash car to ultra mogg everyone around me in gucci sunshades? I sometimes spend my evenings just looking at wojak videos on youtube where he buys a lambo after getting rich on crypto, just to feed my fantasy