Why do jobs expect me to know everything the second I get there?

Vermilioncore

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Right now this bitch told me to fax shit over and call someone and talk about all this weird confusing shit. I then said “wait what do I tell them? Sorry that all sounds complicated to me” and she sighed as if she was mad.

Bitch, I barely started. Usually I don’t understand shit until I’m at least 2 months into a job. I wish they would give me a month to sit and watch.

Who cares anyway. I’m just here for the week to get a quick Buck and make off to my vacation haha. This is a weeks worth of vacay money. I’m leaving them high and dry next week and going back to my other job. Also, I am gonna steal more food after work to get revenge on the world
 
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That’s not a long term solution, you need to settle down somewhere
 
That’s not a long term solution, you need to settle down somewhere
I can’t. I need to fuck people up and ruin lives in order to feel good
 
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Because you are disposable work horse goylem. If not you, we will find better version of you. Thats how world works under our rule
 
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Because you faked it at your interview pretending you know everything when in reality you know jack shit.

This is what happens to wafflers. Maybe you should've picked a career in comms or sales rather than anything requiring real skills.
 
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you're supposed to act like you know what you're doing
business 101
 
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Blud can't even make a simple phone call 💀

 
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training is expensive, so there's virtually no onboarding for low level jobs
 
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training is expensive, so there's virtually no onboarding for low level jobs
I don’t care though, I come first and everyone should bow to me and yeield to my commands
 
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Because you faked it at your interview pretending you know everything when in reality you know jack shit.

This is what happens to wafflers. Maybe you should've picked a career in comms or sales rather than anything requiring real skills.
Exactly. That’s why I always succeed. I fake it and lie my way to success and fuck everyone over and run to the next victim. Boss shit
 
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normies don't understand learning curves because they have no empathy. they think like ants. "i've been working here for 10 years, and i know how to do so and so, why doesn't this new guy who worked here for 5 days know how to do it? he must be lazy"
 
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normies don't understand learning curves because they have no empathy. they think like ants. "i've been working here for 10 years, and i know how to do so and so, why doesn't this new guy who worked here for 5 days know how to do it? he must be lazy"
That’s why I hate people and will continue to steal their food
 

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