why do mannequins at the store have to be so sexy

[Opsky555]

I'm at the mall rn in the clothing section and theres this mannequin with a massive pair of tits. double D or bigger. i'm not kidding. fuckkk I cant stop staring at them. I'm supposed to be here shopping for new clothes but i'm also horny asfff ngl. ive been doing semen retention for 3 weeks but i'm ready to let it all loose. my intrusive thoughts are telling me to risk it all rn. no ones looking at me or nearby and there isnt any cameras I checked. Idk what i should do. what's the worst that could happen... seriously? Its just a mannequin

 

[Opsky555]

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[primal_shitmuncher]

Aight bro time for you to head home before you get arrested for something regrettable.

 

[Opsky555]

Aight bro time for you to head home before you get arrested for something regrettable.

what's the worst thing that could happen

 

[Opsky555]

Aight bro time for you to head home before you get arrested for something regrettable.

there's no one around i checked

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

there's no one around i checked

Cameras

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you're going to regret it afterward.

what's the worst thing that could happen

Multiple women walk in, scream accusing you of rape, no one can disprove it, and you end up in jail.

That is always the worst thing that can happen, in any scenario.

 

[Opsky555]

@primal_shitmuncher what would u do

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

@primal_shitmuncher what would u do

Go home and jerk off there.

 

[Tenres]

It's still rape because the mannequin can't consent you piece of shit

 

[Opsky555]

Cameras

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you're going to regret it afterward.



Multiple women walk in, scream accusing you of rape, no one can disprove it, and you end up in jail.

That is always the worst thing that can happen, in any scenario.

damnn

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

It's still rape because the mannequin can't consent you piece of shit

 

[Tenres]

Thank you. Glad fellow high IQs are populating this forum

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Thank you. Glad fellow high IQs are populating this forum

Compared to a dude who has to be convinced not to fuck a mannequin in public, 90% of the forum is high IQ.

 

[Tenres]

Compared to a dude who has to be convinced not to fuck a mannequin in public, 90% of the forum is high IQ.

I mean if the mannequin consents then it's fair game but idk how tf he's going to manage that

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

how tf he's going to manage that

I don't want to imagine.

 

[6’7whitechad]

NIGGA BE HIGH T HAVE SEX WITH THE MANNEQUIN AND POST VIDEO

 

[Opsky555]

wtf bro why do they have to make mannequins like that.I feel like this mannequin is seducing me rn with the way its built holy shi
I'm the one whos getting raped lowkey

 

[Tenres]

NIGGA BE HIGH T HAVE SEX WITH THE MANNEQUIN AND POST VIDEO

Bros gonna jerk off to a guy rubbing his cock on a mannequin. What happened to orgbrahs

 

[Opsky555]

NIGGA BE HIGH T HAVE SEX WITH THE MANNEQUIN AND POST VIDEO

u should see how big its tits are
holy shi this thing is massive

 

[Opsky555]

Bros gonna jerk off to a guy rubbing his cock on a mannequin. What happened to orgbrahs

bro if u were in my position u would do the same

 

[Tenres]

bro if u were in my position u would do the same

I'd find someone who looks like this and smash them instead

 

[6’7whitechad]

Bros gonna jerk off to a guy rubbing his cock on a mannequin. What happened to orgbrahs

We (me and you) need the video

 

[Tenres]

We (me and you) need the video

Don't expose me bro wth

 

[Opsky555]

I'd find someone who looks like this and smash them instead
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i dont have a gf tho plus her boobs wouldnt be this big anyways

 

[Opsky555]

Don't expose me bro wth

nah tbh i dont wanna end up on the news or smth I think ill just go home and jerk off

 

[Noriju]

I'm at the mall rn in the clothing section and theres this mannequin with a massive pair of tits. double D or bigger. i'm not kidding. fuckkk I cant stop staring at them. I'm supposed to be here shopping for new clothes but i'm also horny asfff ngl. ive been doing semen retention for 3 weeks but i'm ready to let it all loose. my intrusive thoughts are telling me to risk it all rn. no ones looking at me or nearby and there isnt any cameras I checked. Idk what i should do. what's the worst that could happen... seriously? Its just a mannequin

 

[Tenres]

nah tbh i dont wanna end up on the news or smth I think ill just go home and jerk off

Good idea bro

 

[Opsky555]

wait do mannequins have a whole for their pussy or nah

 

[yyk117]

take a pic of the mannequin

 

[solohunter99]

I'm at the mall rn in the clothing section and theres this mannequin with a massive pair of tits. double D or bigger. i'm not kidding. fuckkk I cant stop staring at them. I'm supposed to be here shopping for new clothes but i'm also horny asfff ngl. ive been doing semen retention for 3 weeks but i'm ready to let it all loose. my intrusive thoughts are telling me to risk it all rn. no ones looking at me or nearby and there isnt any cameras I checked. Idk what i should do. what's the worst that could happen... seriously? Its just a mannequin

take a pic of the mannequin

 

[Opsky555]

take a pic of the mannequin

it would reveal where i am tho idk if i wanna post on this forum
plus shes mine yall cant have her

 

[Opsky555]

@primal_shitmuncher i am gonna see if the mannequin has a hole for its pussy or nah

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

@primal_shitmuncher i am gonna see if the mannequin has a hole for its pussy or nah

Oh my god you're still there

it's been like more than half an hour bro

 

[Tenres]

@primal_shitmuncher i am gonna see if the mannequin has a hole for its pussy or nah

Why tf would mannequins have pussy holes

 

[Tenres]

Oh my god you're still there

it's been like more than half an hour bro

Hes prob back home by now he's just having a psychotic episode

 

[Opsky555]

Oh my god you're still there

it's been like more than half an hour bro

im so horny bro idk if i can control myself

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

im so horny bro idk if i can control myself

Yes you can control yourself.

It's your body.

All you have to do is not jack off. Simple.

And go the fuck home already.

Take a pic of the mannequinn to goon too or something

 

[Opsky555]

Why tf would mannequins have pussy holes

damn they gave it a pair of boobs but not a pussy smh

 

[Tenres]

damn they gave it a pair of boobs but not a pussy smh

I know. Tragic. But I have a suspicion it wouldn't feel good either way

 

[Opsky555]

Yes you can control yourself.

It's your body.

All you have to do is not jack off. Simple.

And go the fuck home already.

Take a pic of the mannequinn to goon too or something

alr

 

[solohunter99]

it would reveal where i am tho idk if i wanna post on this forum
plus shes mine yall cant have her

It’s a mall, probably like thousands of ppl pass by in a month, plus we dont even know if its in your hometown or you’re just passing through

You’re totally fine just post the mannequin do it for the fine people of .org

 

[Opsky555]

It’s a mall, probably like thousands of ppl pass by in a month, plus we dont even know if its in your hometown or you’re just passing through

You’re totally fine just post the mannequin do it for the fine people of .org

what u gonna do with the pic

 

[Opsky555]

@primal_shitmuncher Yo should i see if they would let me bring the mannequin home
i lowkey wanna try to buy it

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

@primal_shitmuncher Yo should i see if they would let me bring the mannequin home
i lowkey wanna try to buy it

nah

they'll know you're a gooner then

 

[Opsky555]

nah

they'll know you're a gooner then

yea ur right
i should just go home i think

 

[solohunter99]

what u gonna do with the pic

WE (me and the other 22 users viewing this thread, yes every single one of them) are gonna goon to it

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

yea ur right
i should just go home i think

im begging you to

 

[Chud1505]