Discussion Why do most psl gods have fucked up teeth

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You'd expect people with good bone development to have good teeth as well but nearly all of them have crooked teeth


Chico, vito, lorenzo zurzolo, hexum, Adriana lima, rira etc....
 
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You'd expect people with good bone development to have good teeth as well but nearly all of them have crooked teeth


Chico, vito, lorenzo zurzolo, hexum, Adriana lima, rira etc....
Teeth are prob too large for their mouths
 
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You'd expect people with good bone development to have good teeth as well but nearly all of them have crooked teeth


Chico, vito, lorenzo zurzolo, hexum, Adriana lima, rira etc....
Idk maybe it’s a side effect of a wide palette+modern teeth
 
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I looked them up and all of them except for the serial killer freak have good teeth. FUCK YOU don't ever waste a nigga's time like this again
They don't have "good" teeth, tier 1 occlusion

They all have slightly crooked teeth which I'm saying is weird since you expect them to have perfectly developed teeth given their perfectly developed bones
 
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They don't have "good" teeth, tier 1 occlusion

They all have slightly crooked teeth which I'm saying is weird since you expect them to have perfectly developed teeth given their perfectly developed bones
they all have good teeth tho
 
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My teeth are fine idk what u mean
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they all have good teeth tho
The bar for teeth is in hell

Yeah they all have white or off white teeth that are more or less even but from a dentist pov their teeth aren't ideal or close to ideal


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Slightly crooked, some are too small others too big


They are decent but in comparison to everyone of their features it's lackluster, like if you have ideally developed bones why do you have unideal teeth
 
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The bar for teeth is in hell

Yeah they all have white or off white teeth that are more or less even but from a dentist pov their teeth aren't ideal or close to ideal


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Slightly crooked, some are too small others too big


They are decent but in comparison to everyone of their features it's lackluster, like if you have ideally developed bones why do you have unideal teeth
Their teeth are not crooked they just don't look like fucking veneers lmao. That's what healthy, naturally developed teeth look like you dumbass
 
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They don't. You have wildly unrealistic standards, probably because you never talk to any actually real people, and your only expose to "teeth" is via enhanced and filtered media images of professional actors and models.
 
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Braces downgrade your face, see how Brooke Shields went from the most perfect girl ever to high tier becky after using braces. Psl gods just have their natural teeth
 
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They don't. You have wildly unrealistic standards, probably because you never talk to any actually real people, and your only expose to "teeth" is via enhanced and filtered media images of professional actors and models.
Majority of people have fucked up teeth, it's not really my point tho

You're comparing models to average people, I'm just saying how weird it is that their faces is nearly perfect yet their teeth are so average
 
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Their teeth are not crooked they just don't look like fucking veneers lmao. That's what healthy, naturally developed teeth look like you dumbass
Again not my point
 
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Again not my point
You claimed they have crooked teeth; none of the names you listed except for the serial killer freak have crooked teeth. Then for some reason you mentioned occlusion; none of the names you listed fall into any malocclusion category except for again the serial killer. You have no example of what "good" teeth look like and you can't even describe it. At this point it would be less embarrassing if you just admitted you shitted out a claim and have no idea what you're even talking about. Or don't even respond
 
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You claimed they have crooked teeth; none of the names you listed except for the serial killer freak have crooked teeth. Then for some reason you mentioned occlusion; none of the names you listed fall into any malocclusion category except for again the serial killer. You have no example of what "good" teeth look like and you can't even describe it. At this point it would be less embarrassing if you just admitted you shitted out a claim and have no idea what you're even talking about. Or don't even respond
Good teeth is by definition tier 1 occlusion

Ernan drago has good teeth for instance, tho it's hard to tell who has naturally good teeth or veneers, jordan definitely had veneers for example
 
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Good teeth is by definition tier 1 occlusion

Ernan drago has good teeth for instance, tho it's hard to tell who has naturally good teeth or veneers, jordan definitely had veneers for example
Just stop man this is a complete waste of time and you know it
 
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Teeth and even palate size is generally a poor marker of facial development at the end of the day.

Also, they probably don’t need to compensate and fix their teeth given their face unlike Normies or popular actors.

A wide straight smile is still a halo nonetheless.
 
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Good teeth is by definition tier 1 occlusion

Ernan drago has good teeth for instance, tho it's hard to tell who has naturally good teeth or veneers, jordan definitely had veneers for example
None of them really have much malocclusion at all. It’s just they have varying shapes and chipped teeth.
 
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Teeth are kinda a meme and I say that as an actual teethcel, to be a teethcel you need like severe malocclusions or decay.
 

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