Why do movies need plots

[Vermilioncore]

My life has no plot I just fuck my hand and play games and eat. But I’d watch a movie about this…it’s not boring. In fact, I would rather watch a movie about a guy who sits at home eating and browsing the internet than watch an overdone cliche movie about a haunted doll who sings creepy lullabies to a family who just moved in

 

[Deleted member 55345]

It's because you're a side character NPC, im a main character.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It's because you're a side character NPC, im a main character.

Na you’re the camera man and I fuck your wife as you record bud

 

[Deleted member 58285]

They should make a movie about a Guy who just walks around but nothing interesting ever happens it ends by him going inside his house

 

[tyronechadmax]

My life has no plot I just fuck my hand and play games and eat. But I’d watch a movie about this…it’s not boring. In fact, I would rather watch a movie about a guy who sits at home eating and browsing the internet than watch an overdone cliche movie about a haunted doll who sings creepy lullabies to a family who just moved in

Because you’re the background character who dies in the first 30 seconds

 

[Deleted member 55345]

Na you’re the camera man and I fuck your wife as you record bud

Ramblings from the npc fart bunker

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Don’t lie. That would be entertaining for 10 minutes max and then get boring

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

Movies are boring anyway.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Movies are boring anyway.

Only the ones Hollywood makes

I’m going to make a movie about a guy who jerks off to videos of trans self suck videos and orders kfc and relaxes in bed

Hit me up for free tickets I got y’all!

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Cause otherwise it would be a pretentios arthouse movie that midwits think is genius, trust me I've seen these kind of movies.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cause otherwise it would be a pretentios arthouse movie that midwits think is genius, trust me I've seen these kind of movies.

It’s easy to make an art house movie

I’ll just make a movie about. A guy who wakes up jerk’s off and eats some food and plays a game and then the movie ends with him getting into bed and going mimimimi