Why do my farts smell like chemical weapons? (serious)

[Deleted member 148650]

This is a genuine question.

I try to hold in my farts when im in public but sometimes i have to just let them out, and they stink so fucking bad. I cant even breath when i smell them because i genuinly need to vomit, and for others it's even worse. It smells worse than a concoction of rotten eggs, piss and blended shit.

They once had to evacuate the entire classroom because my fart smelled so fucking bad 3 girls vomited on the ground, which caused me to get bullied for 3 years straight.

 

[mewzilla]

dnr gut microbiome

 

[Deleted member 148650]

dnr gut microbiome

no

 

[Knight]

This is a genuine question.

I try to hold in my farts when im in public but sometimes i have to just let them out, and they stink so fucking bad. I cant even breath when i smell them because i genuinly need to vomit, and for others it's even worse. It smells worse than a concoction of rotten eggs, piss and blended shit.

They once had to evacuate the entire classroom because my fart smelled so fucking bad 3 girls vomited on the ground, which caused me to get bullied for 3 years straight.

nahh brah ts diabolical tone down the protein consumption ts happened to me genuinely one time had close to 300g of protein the previous day and farts were diabolical i just got through the day blaming ngas and guys were getting cooked was the best time ever not internally tho

 

[User28823]

are u eating 35 plant foods per week?

if not this explains why.

 

[mortis]

They once had to evacuate the entire classroom because my fart smelled so fucking bad 3 girls vomited on the ground, which caused me to get bullied for 3 years straight.

where were you when i was in school, you could have killed my math teacher with your farts.

 

[zombiesquabble]

are you ok?

 

[mewzilla]

nahh brah ts diabolical tone down the protein consumption ts happened to me genuinely one time had close to 300g of protein the previous day and farts were diabolical i just got through the day blaming ngas and guys were getting cooked was the best time ever not internally tho

dollar fifty protein cookie from the corner store theory

 

[Deleted member 148650]

nahh brah ts diabolical tone down the protein consumption ts happened to me genuinely one time had close to 300g of protein the previous day and farts were diabolical i just got through the day blaming ngas and guys were getting cooked was the best time ever not internally tho

yeah i cant blame people anymore because everyone knows it's me its so fucked. cant even go on dating apps in my city because everyone knows me as the fart guy

 

[Deleted member 148650]

are you ok?

no?
grey

 

[Knight]

dollar fifty protein cookie from the corner store theory

genuinely had 4x35g protein lidl shakes for lunch i believe it was bad, that + whatever other shit i had thay day totalled to close to 300

 

[Deleted member 148650]

are u eating 35 plant foods per week?

if not this explains why.

but arent veggies good for u?
genuine question is eating veggies and shi good for u in puberty and eating some meat cuz thats what i did

 

[fantamaxxer]

dollar fifty protein cookie from the corner store theory

Saar here's ur curry protein shake for 2 rupees. Saar it's all hygenic trust me

 

[Knight]

yeah i cant blame people anymore because everyone knows it's me its so fucked. cant even go on dating apps in my city because everyone knows me as the fart guy

nah this is peak man, i only get cooked by my boys cos i eventually told them it was me otherwise no one knows

 

[User28823]

but arent veggies good for u?
genuine question is eating veggies and shi good for u in puberty and eating some meat cuz thats what i did

yeah, did u read what i said?

 

[mewzilla]

yeah i cant blame people anymore because everyone knows it's me its so fucked. cant even go on dating apps in my city because everyone knows me as the fart guy

youre telling us ts under absolutely NO PRESSURE. NOBODY has blackmail on you, you are saying this on your OWN VOLITION
niggas couldnt waterboard this information out of me

 

[Deleted member 148650]

yeah, did u read what i said?

yeah ik that can be the cause of my farts smelling like nuclear weapons
just asking if it could have helped me grow and shi

 

[Knight]

youre telling us ts under absolutely NO PRESSURE. NOBODY has blackmail on you, you are saying this on your OWN VOLITION
niggas couldnt waterboard this information ou of me

batman couldnt get ts out of me ahh

 

[fantamaxxer]

Also: How do u know how chemical weapons smell. U fed or smt?

 

[Deleted member 148650]

youre telling us ts under absolutely NO PRESSURE. NOBODY has blackmail on you, you are saying this on your OWN VOLITION
niggas couldnt waterboard this information out of me

well this is a pretty ANONYMOUS forum
and even if it wasn't everyone already knows IRL idc if some ppl online know too jfl

 

[User28823]

yeah ik that can be the cause of my farts smelling like nuclear weapons
just asking if it could have helped me grow and shi

yes, u need veggies for optimal butyrate production which affects height

 

[PhonecianCell12]

This is a genuine question.

I try to hold in my farts when im in public but sometimes i have to just let them out, and they stink so fucking bad. I cant even breath when i smell them because i genuinly need to vomit, and for others it's even worse. It smells worse than a concoction of rotten eggs, piss and blended shit.

They once had to evacuate the entire classroom because my fart smelled so fucking bad 3 girls vomited on the ground, which caused me to get bullied for 3 years straight.

sulfur burps and furts its from gut issues like microbiome

 

[ultrabarpro]

Thats lowkey sus