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[25thpercentile human]

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[Arkantos]

Arkantos is a heroic Atlantean admiral in Age of Mythology and the main protagonist in Fall of the Trident.
Arkantos (hero)

Unit information
First appearance
Age of Mythology
Type
Hero (Age of Mythology)|Hero
Statistics
Hit points
300
1.5 HP/second regeneration
Speed
4.3
Line of sight
17
Resists
Hack (50%)
Pierce (50%)
Crush (99%)
Pop. use
2
Rate of fire
Whirlwind Attack
12 seconds
Melee attack
Damage
Hack (9)
Multipliers
Myth Units (7)
Set Animals (3)
Siege attack
Damage
Whirlwind Attack
Hack (10)
Multipliers
Myth Units (20%)