Why do ninja turtles have to like pizza?

[Vermilioncore]

They remind me of me and my people. We all inside a shitty gutter house and get pizza and eat. Just the boys

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Cuh they from NYC dumbo

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cuh they from NYC dumbo

Oi mate how come they’re not from London lads

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Oi mate how come they’re not from London lads

They Dont Have turtles in the UK only beans n toast

 

[JackTheKnife]

Why radioactive stuff would kill us but makes them human, strong, and smart? how come?

 

[Vermilioncore]

They Dont Have turtles in the UK only beans n toast

Aww for fucks sake mate, wot about tea n crumpets

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why radioactive stuff would kill us but makes them human, strong, and smart? how come?

Idk them bozos invincible Godmode type shit innit

 

[khvirgin]

named after italians
teens
living in NY
easy to go throught the sewers

 

[JackTheKnife]

named after italians
teens
living in NY
easy to go throught the sewers

They're turtles bro..

 

[Vermilioncore]

named after italians
teens
living in NY
easy to go throught the sewers

Mario bros type shit innit buckeroo

 

[khvirgin]

They're turtles bro..

your point? turtles eat pizzas in real life

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

Wtf I’ve been confusing you with @Octillionaire this entire time

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wtf I’ve been confusing you with @Octillionaire this entire time

i am him Walter white Heisenberg type shut innti

 

[Kamui]

Realistically it would make sense that they do eat a lot of pizza, they are ninjas after all who do intense daily exercise by fighting crime and shit so obviously they’d need a very large amount of calories to recover every night