Why do normies LARP 2-3 inches of height?

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Clav LARPs 6'2 but standing next to Larry Wheels (6'0.75 per Celebheights) he's slightly shorter, he's like 6'0.25" barefoot.

Marlon claims 6'5:lul::lul::lul::lul: but is a hair taller than David Laid (6'2) even with significant footwear advantage, so he's like 6'2.25 at best.

Since I'm 6'5.5 I can prob say I'm 6'8 at this point
 
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LARP has started to become a culture and has begun to feel disgusting
 
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Clav LARPs 6'2 but standing next to Larry Wheels (6'0.75 per Celebheights) he's slightly shorter, he's like 6'0.25" barefoot.

Marlon claims 6'5:lul::lul::lul::lul: but is a hair taller than David Laid (6'2) even with significant footwear advantage, so he's like 6'2.25 at best.

Since I'm 6'5.5 I can prob say I'm 6'8 at this point
im 6'2.5-6'3 but ima just start claiming 6'4-6'5
 
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im 5'8 guys
 
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obviously insecurity
Also being a persona like clav or marlon where your overall looks made you popular forces you to do thing of these nature​
 
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bump
 
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@Skitsuna
 
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Its the only way that 5'10-5'11 dudes can feel "acceptable" with how women on dating apps often claim to be 6'0+
 
If your 5'9', get LL for like 3 inches, then your 6'
If your 6 feet after LL, wear 3 inch fruad shoes so your 6'3
If your 6'3 after fruad maxing, claim 6'6 to keep up with the larpers

By the time your done normies will be arguing your 5'9 ass is ONLY 6'4
 
I’m 6’2 barefoot so imma start claiming 6’4-6’5 barefoot then Fraud to 6’7
 

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