he’s been there for the past week most likely need to change his diaperI was walking in a distant mountain and there was a bench and an old man was just sitting there like it was his yard. Like how’d you get there old fart I know you’re old ass didn’t walk there
Was I supposed to smash his head with that rock or no
He had a full diaper full of undigstedd Cheeto puffs and prunes
nah do old ppl eat cheeto puffs now i thought they eat green beans and choco pudding
Yeah they love Cheeto puffs because they’re soft. They don’t eat crunchy things like takis tho. My grandma does but she built different she still likes young dick at 85
my grandma said brendan frasier in mummy mogs me and she said elvis presley mogs me even though he’s fat and unhealthy. then she said my girl wants 8 inches bro why doesn’t she lie to me like the rest of my family’s?
No reason to lie when she’s an old bitch who already lived her life. She’s just telling you the truth so you grow to be strong bud
He was there for you to fuck him in the ass.
Too bad
Nah I’ll slit his throat and fuck his children
Yeah one time I was followed home by a muscle car and the next day he was following me again to the kindergarten
is that why everyone looks at me weird like i did something wrong even when i don’t look at them i see them out the corner of my eye staring at me it’s weird
The same thing happens to me. I’m not sure if it’s me or them but it is probably a sign that you’re the chosen one or you stand out in some way
i don’t mind if they look but they look at me with angry as fuck faces. it honestly feels like they can mindread my incel internal dialogue srs cuz i will be thinking things 24/7 that would land me in jail if they got out
Why? Maybe I need to break their hips and teach them a lesson
They will just get a new one
