Jason Voorhees
𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖕 • 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒🥇
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Why do people go all Pinocchio with their ages, rofl? I had this one dude who would go around boasting about being 24, even though he was practically a few days away from turning 25, smh. And then there are people who take this autism to the next level and pull off birth certificate makeovers just to shave off a year or two and keep up the charade of youthfulness. And when they inevitably get busted, their excuse is like, "Oh, I just wanted to give myself extra shots at entrance exams and government jobs!". Niggas doing all kinds of mental gymnastics to avoid the agepill. People are clowns 

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