why do people think detectives are on their side?

[Vermilioncore]

Every investigation interrogation video I see, the cop comes into the room and says “hey buddy, how you holding up? Need anything? Food, water? You good? We just want this to go as smooth as possible, man. That’s all”

If that was me and they told that shit to me I’d just say “suck my dick. Oh and give me a large papa Johns pizza and a Red Bull. Then I’ll tell you stuff”

Then after they give it to me I’d just go to sleep in the interrogation room.

I’d just make it extra hard for everyone. Either way I’m fucked so no point in doing the right thing at that point

 

[mogger123]

legit, they are always like this is completely optional you are free to walk away if you want and then the mf sits down and tells them everything

 

[Vermilioncore]

legit, they are always like this is completely optional you are free to walk away if you want and then the mf sits down and tells them everything

I’d tell them riddles and give random points on maps and piece together random cities that all lead to nowhere, completely randomized, and see them runnin around trying to solve this riddles. Zodiac killer type shit innit cuck

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I’d tell them riddles and give random points on maps and piece together random cities that all lead to nowhere, completely randomized, and see them runnin around trying to solve this riddles. Zodiac killer type shit innit cuck

Evilaaaah mofo wasting their time while Eating all the food

 

[Vermilioncore]

Evilaaaah mofo wasting their time while Eating all the food

Thasss me naughty naughty! Santa ain’t givin me shit this year innit bozo