Why do pigskins go bald so fast?

[Vermilioncore]

I remember my girls friends boyfriend came over one day and he was bald like an old fart despite being only like 32 years old. He had his hair like this:

Meanwhile gothic Latin big dick slayers like me have so much hair we ain’t know what to do with it

Keep coping and kys if you have anything bad to say faggots

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

im happy that i at least have a full thick head of hair, eyebrows and eyelashes. one of my few good traits. thanks mom and dad <3