Why do the Mario brothers say “yahoo!”

[Vermilioncore]

Jfl.

Imagine some Nintendo obsessed cuckold comes home one day and sees his girlfriend on her knees sucking off some escaped prisoner who murdered 50 people.

Then the guy looks at the cuck and says, “I’m fucking your girl. Go be a good boy and play your Nintendo.” And he goes “yahoo! Mama Mia!”

 

[ascension]

Idk why you always put "imagine" in front of scenarios that actually happened to you

 

[Kristin]

They should say “gmail” instead

 

[Deleted member 21244]

Jfl.

Imagine some Nintendo obsessed cuckold comes home one day and sees his girlfriend on her knees sucking off some escaped prisoner who murdered 50 people.

Then the guy looks at the cuck and says, “I’m fucking your girl. Go be a good boy and play your Nintendo.” And he goes “yahoo! Mama Mia!”

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Peach getting piped down by bowser BTD(BIG TURTLE DICK)
ITS OVA BLUD

 

[ihatereddit]

dude I have an idea what if the mushrooms mario takes are actuaully DRUGS? LOL this hahs never been done before

 

[Vermilioncore]

dude I have an idea what if the mushrooms mario takes are actuaully DRUGS? LOL this hahs never been done before

Mama Mia!!

 

[Michael Myers]

Jfl.

Imagine some Nintendo obsessed cuckold comes home one day and sees his girlfriend on her knees sucking off some escaped prisoner who murdered 50 people.

Then the guy looks at the cuck and says, “I’m fucking your girl. Go be a good boy and play your Nintendo.” And he goes “yahoo! Mama Mia!”

Because “Google!” Or “DuckDuckGo!” Were both copyrighted.

 

[Michael Myers]

Idk why you always put "imagine" in front of scenarios that actually happened to you

He wants to test your ability to empathize with his situation. And clearly you can’t, asshole.

 

[Deleted member 27772]

When you look into it, Mario is really about a white knight simp who goes into dangerous adventures to save this princess who keeps cucking him every time

 

[Vermilioncore]

When you look into it, Mario is really about a white knight simp who goes into dangerous adventures to save this princess who keeps cucking him every time

Wahoo!!!!

 

[Michael Myers]

When you look into it, Mario is really about a white knight simp who goes into dangerous adventures to save this princess who keeps cucking him every time

The white princess who cucks her Italian prince for some BBC (Big Bowser Cock).

 

[Vermilioncore]

When you look into it, Mario is really about a white knight simp who goes into dangerous adventures to save this princess who keeps cucking him every time

Wahoo! My princess peach! I will be there for you every step of the way. Here, use my body as a stepping stool to kiss Boswer! Mama Mia that got me hard

 

[KING REIDYZ]

Jfl.

Imagine some Nintendo obsessed cuckold comes home one day and sees his girlfriend on her knees sucking off some escaped prisoner who murdered 50 people.

Then the guy looks at the cuck and says, “I’m fucking your girl. Go be a good boy and play your Nintendo.” And he goes “yahoo! Mama Mia!”

 

[Trilogy]

dude I have an idea what if the mushrooms mario takes are actuaully DRUGS? LOL this hahs never been done before

Early 2010s humor: Dude what if Mario had a freaking gun??!