Why Do ZoomerFags keep calling me a "40 year old Unc"

[inyerta]

Don't they realise I'm 49?

@mcmentalonthemic

 

[tertaf]

 

[inyerta]

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U need to make it bro your literally 49

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

if there were 49 year olds on this forum

their sons would be the same age as the average user

 

[inyerta]

if there were 49 year olds on this forum

their sons would be the same age as the average user

When did this community get infested with Zoomers

 

[Luquier]

My prime will be 40s

My 20s is completely fucked

30s at best will be a training phase

Then middle age my prime

 

[Swarthy Knight]

My prime will be 40s

My 20s is completely fucked

30s at best will be a training phase

Then middle age my prime

This but unironically

 

[Wexilarious]

toddler

 

[inyerta]

My prime will be 40s

My 20s is completely fucked

30s at best will be a training phase

Then middle age my prime

Men do hit their prime later we age like fine wine
@tertaf

 

[Tenres]

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[tertaf]

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Men do hit their prime later we age like fine wine
@tertaf

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[Part-Time Chad]

When did this community get infested with Zoomers

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I feel like I'm in a nursery.

 

[tertaf]

I feel like I'm in a nursery.

is thread a retirement home

 

[tansel]

My prime will be 40s

My 20s is completely fucked

30s at best will be a training phase

Then middle age my prime

how is ur 20’s fucked

 

[inyerta]

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[6ft4]

Biggest flex is when zoomerfags who got into the club with fake IDs think you're an oldcel unc when you're running "I'm 21" larp game not realizing you had full sentience on the the day 9/11 happened and remember it vividly

 

[Alexg_lover]

This user is the only guy in the world using the word "Zoomer" btw

And he does it for every single thread he makes

 

[Part-Time Chad]

is thread a retirement home

You guys are closer to a nursery than we are to a retirement home.

 

[tertaf]

Biggest flex is when zoomerfags who got into the club with fake IDs think you're an oldcel unc when you're running "I'm 21" larp game not realizing you had full sentience on the the day 9/11 happened and remember it vividly

goddamn unc

 

[Luquier]

how is ur 20’s fucked

I’m 23 and fucked

Unfucking will take 5-8 years

 

[Part-Time Chad]

My prime will be 40s

My 20s is completely fucked

30s at best will be a training phase

Then middle age my prime

To be fair, "prime" is 15-25, with a 'second wind' from 25-35 (IF you have good genes).

 

[iblamexyz]

Don't they realise I'm 49?

@mcmentalonthemic

brutal to be honest if this is true

 

[tansel]

Unfucking will take 5-8 years

why what happened lmao

 

[Luquier]

why what happened lmao

Being pussy and lazy

 

[inyerta]

To be fair, "prime" is 15-25, with a 'second wind' from 25-35 (IF you have good genes).

You don't even fully develop until 25, by the time you're 30 you will have a decent amount of savings.

If you keep healthy by 40 you will MOG 90% of men your age

 

[tansel]

Being pussy and lazy

u mean like ur a neet?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

You don't even fully develop until 25, by the time you're 30 you will have a decent amount of savings.

If you keep healthy by 40 you will MOG 90% of men your age

I'm old myself, but I disagree. My source is experience. Young women largely want nothing to do with me (with some exceptions-- it's a long story), whereas, when I was young, I felt wanted and included. I feel like a stray dog now.

 

[inyerta]

You guys are closer to a nursery than we are to a retirement home.

I'm old myself, but I disagree. My source is experience. Young women largely want nothing to do with me (with some exceptions-- it's a long story), whereas, when I was young, I felt wanted and included. I feel like a stray dog now.

Find young females with daddy issues