Why does anything I do in life smell like asshole?

[yesimog420]

Idk what it is but it’s weird.

I could be sitting in class and this weird stench comes up I wonder is it classmates? Is it the teacher?? Or are they just circulating asshole juice through the vents???


Besides school sometimes when I eat it just tastes like pure shit that’s what it tastes like.

I surely hope the chef didn’t stick his finger in his ass and smeared it onto my meal right?

Or maybe that’s the best way to describe it yes it is, when you stick your finger up your ass and take a whiff well that basically.


Also I asked anyone around me if I smell like that just to be sure and I received “no you don’t” what the fuck is going on?

 

[KikeishBirdcel]

Maybe because you smell like ass?

 

[isis_Bleach]

the smell of decay everywhere

 

[yesimog420]

Maybe because you smell like ass?

This is why I hate low IQ cancer idiots… read the last lines buddy cmon now

 

[KikeishBirdcel]

This is why I hate low IQ cancer idiots… read the last lines buddy cmon now

It was to obvious of a joke to make

 

[yesimog420]

It was to obvious of a joke to make

Alr it’s funny

 

[yesimog420]

Bump still a problem occurred again few hours ago

 

[PsiIocybin]

Idk what it is but it’s weird.

I could be sitting in class and this weird stench comes up I wonder is it classmates? Is it the teacher?? Or are they just circulating asshole juice through the vents???


Besides school sometimes when I eat it just tastes like pure shit that’s what it tastes like.

I surely hope the chef didn’t stick his finger in his ass and smeared it onto my meal right?

Or maybe that’s the best way to describe it yes it is, when you stick your finger up your ass and take a whiff well that basically.


Also I asked anyone around me if I smell like that just to be sure and I received “no you don’t” what the fuck is going on?

 

[luca_.]

Idk what it is but it’s weird.

I could be sitting in class and this weird stench comes up I wonder is it classmates? Is it the teacher?? Or are they just circulating asshole juice through the vents???


Besides school sometimes when I eat it just tastes like pure shit that’s what it tastes like.

I surely hope the chef didn’t stick his finger in his ass and smeared it onto my meal right?

Or maybe that’s the best way to describe it yes it is, when you stick your finger up your ass and take a whiff well that basically.


Also I asked anyone around me if I smell like that just to be sure and I received “no you don’t” what the fuck is going on?

Usually if there is a bad smell everywhere you go it’s probably your fault

 

[yesimog420]

Usually if there is a bad smell everywhere you go it’s probably your fault

Hmm idk I shower 2-3 times a day and genuinely have good hygiene and I ain’t a Indian but idk what it is sometimes my classroom just reeks and some food has this weird smell to it like fermented but like with crap

 

[luca_.]

Hmm idk I shower 2-3 times a day and genuinely have good hygiene and I ain’t a Indian but idk what it is sometimes my classroom just reeks and some food has this weird smell to it like fermented but like with crap

Is it everywhere you go or just at school

 

[yesimog420]

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Hmm maybe that could be it idk man I don’t have Parkinson tho

 

[yesimog420]

Is it everywhere you go or just at school

Usually when I’m focusing on it and chilling like not at the gym when I’m busy so like in class eating just laying in bed

 

[ChadL1te]

??

 

[Vermilioncore]

Means you’re horny for a big fat ass to stick your nose in. Don’t worry. I understand. Sometimes when I’m craving Chinese food I end up smelling it in the air. We sense things that we crave.