Why does Bryan Johnson look so shit?

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On the one hand he is ripped which is a good thing and his face is very angular but he still doesn't look good

Also he looks more like 60 than the 18 years old look he is trying for at 45
 
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Vegan
 
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Skin, he looks like a vampire.
 
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Bruuutal chest genetics.
 
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Skin, he looks like a vampire.
Yeah.
His paleness, and lack of carotonoids glow, fucks up his attractiveness ALOT.

I dunno, why he so pale.


Give him a nice tan. And his smv jumps up at last 2 points out of 10
 
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LMAO I just posted David Laid, now I see him as profile pics

It's just brutal, but fuck him he got everything served on a plate.
 
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After every health, skincare anti aging and exercise intervention?

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On the one hand he is ripped which is a good thing and his face is very angular but he still doesn't look good

Also he looks more like 60 than the 18 years old look he is trying for at 45


1- Lack of sun
2- Vegan diet
3- Supplements

He have a wrong view of the world as 99% of the people nowdays, he is blind to see that the best way to be healthy is to live a natural lifestyle. Putting supplements and human made chemichals in your body will not help.
 
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After every health, skincare anti aging and exercise intervention?

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On the one hand he is ripped which is a good thing and his face is very angular but he still doesn't look good

Also he looks more like 60 than the 18 years old look he is trying for at 45

I think there are several factors
For one, he started doing all of this very late in his life, only like 2 years ago. So he fucked up by not doing this earlier, he had a stressful entrepreneur lifestyle
Secondly, he is very pale and could benefit from a tan or darker skin tone in general. Because of his thin and pale skin, you can see better whats underneath, causing him to show more signs of dark circles etc
Third, he is very low bodyfat and could benefit from facial fat pads
And overall low sex appeal, he could grow out a little stubble, get darker skin tone and he would look a lot better
 
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Also stress. Btw he doesnt know that he cant have a perfect posture because he doesnt have optimal craniofacial growth, the bad posture is simply an adaptation of the body searching for more oxygen. If he had correct posture he would have less oxygen what funnily enough, is associated with longevity.
 
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1- Lack of sun
2- Vegan diet
3- Supplements

He have a wrong view of the world as 99% of the people nowdays, he is blind to see that the best way to be healthy is to live a natural lifestyle. Putting supplements and human made chemichals in your body will not help.
I mean he is indeed extremely healthy. His looks do not match his biological age. He ages very good and is in peak physical health
 
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Yeah.
His paleness, and lack of carotonoids glow, fucks up his attractiveness ALOT.

I dunno, why he so pale.


Give him a nice tan. And his smv jumps up at last 2 points out of 10
wrong. he'll still look like shit "carotenoids glow" you're fucking retard :lul: :lul:
 
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Nah he looks way better now he just needs a haircut
 
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1- Lack of sun
2- Vegan diet
3- Supplements

He have a wrong view of the world as 99% of the people nowdays, he is blind to see that the best way to be healthy is to live a natural lifestyle. Putting supplements and human made chemichals in your body will not help.

Yeah.
His paleness, and lack of carotonoids glow, fucks up his attractiveness ALOT.

I dunno, why he so pale.


Give him a nice tan. And his smv jumps up at last 2 points out of 10
Nah he looks way better now he just needs a haircut
I mean he is indeed extremely healthy. His looks do not match his biological age. He ages very good and is in peak physical health
Bruuutal chest genetics.
I think this is the best he has ever looked, looks like a male Ken doll

 
transgender vibes
 
I think this is the best he has ever looked, looks like a male Ken doll


Damn he does look good here wtf, pretty sure he use to do omad that could have been better for his face
 
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I think this is the best he has ever looked, looks like a male Ken doll


he cucked himself with too low bodyfat, vegan diet, beard removal and paleness
 
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he cucked himself with too low bodyfat, vegan diet, beard removal and paleness
Cope on the "too low bodyfat".
It's actually 1 of his great/plus points
 
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Cope on the "too low bodyfat".
It's actually 1 of his great/plus points
he lost all of his facial fat pads, that’s the main cause of his dull look
 
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he lost all of his facial fat pads, that’s the main cause of his dull look
he should get whatever Brad Pitt got, face lift and/or dermal fillers maybe
He would ascend a lot
 
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he should get whatever Brad Pitt got, face lift and/or dermal fillers maybe
He would ascend a lot
he’s currently onto something he called ”project babyface” but I don’t know if lifts or fillers are involved
 
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he lost all of his facial fat pads, that’s the main cause of his dull look
to some extend true, BUT, also half of the facial fat loss is due to the agepill!

dude doesn't seem to adress the agepill facvtor, of fatcelss deterioration (causing less face fat volume). Which can be combated a bit with certain amino acids through skincare products, and with fatgaffts, injecting new healthy fatcells.
 
he should get whatever Brad Pitt got, face lift and/or dermal fillers maybe
He would ascend a lot
fat grafts jmogg in his stage of looks. 100% sure about it being the best option for him, at the moment
 
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Compare him to the average 45-year-old.
 
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Compare him to the average 45-year-old.
yeah. he moggs the average 45yo to the moon and back.
cope, when people he looks bad FOR HIS AGE.
he is like tope 5% in his age group, if not more.

since like 70% of guys in his age group, cuck their looks fully by being: obese, overweight, or skinny fat. Than there is also a good portion, that looks ugly bald
 
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If you watch his videos you will realize that he doesn't care about looks, just health. He is not obsessed to an extreme over his looks like incels on this forum.
 
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The dude spends millions of dollars on his anti aging routine while he could do semen retention for free and with 100 times better results
 
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If you watch his videos you will realize that he doesn't care about looks, just health. He is not obsessed to an extreme over his looks like incels on this forum.
not true at all
 
Add meats to his diet
beta carotene
Dye his brows darkand use Minox
Grow medium long hair than dye it black


Will easily be chadlite
 
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Tbh I don’t think he looks bad, just not normal
 
The dude spends millions of dollars on his anti aging routine while he could do semen retention for free and with 100 times better results
Cope claim
 
You can't fight the agepill
 
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I think there are several factors
For one, he started doing all of this very late in his life, only like 2 years ago. So he fucked up by not doing this earlier, he had a stressful entrepreneur lifestyle
Secondly, he is very pale and could benefit from a tan or darker skin tone in general. Because of his thin and pale skin, you can see better whats underneath, causing him to show more signs of dark circles etc
Third, he is very low bodyfat and could benefit from facial fat pads
And overall low sex appeal, he could grow out a little stubble, get darker skin tone and he would look a lot better
Great post
 
Because he seems to believe every jewish study saying X thing is healthy for you, like soyience is never proven wrong over time or studies can't be manipulated JFL.

If he really takes 111 supplements a day I fear for his liver/kidney health in his future, unless he has a clear plan. Did he trial each supplement one by one to see how he feels, or is he just taking them because Dr. Shekelstein said it's good for you like vaccines and masturbating to porn?



He has some good tips I'm sure, but you need to make your own mind, not blindly trust some YouTube "guru" who's main goal is to sell you courses and other stuff.
 
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yeah. he moggs the average 45yo to the moon and back.
cope, when people he looks bad FOR HIS AGE.
he is like tope 5% in his age group, if not more.

since like 70% of guys in his age group, cuck their looks fully by being: obese, overweight, or skinny fat. Than there is also a good portion, that looks ugly bald
in 2050 while Chad will be a balding fat daddy, the average user will be like Bryan Johnson @Ekil73_YT

looksmaxing is a marathon
 
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in 2050 while Chad will be a balding fat daddy, the average user will be like Bryan Johnson @Ekil73_YT

looksmaxing is a marathon
Agepill will be how I ascend (at least relative to my age group)
 
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Agepill will be how I ascend (at least relative to my age group)
Exactly lol, most ppl think that loooksmaxing end in their 30s


a 45 year old LOOKSMAXXER with a good base can mog 95-99 % men of his age groupe tbh but you need money and time tho
 
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I was shocked to find out this is what he looked like only a few years ago. I mean just look at this guy, is this what autistically obsessing over your health looks like? This is the best case scenario?
 

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I was shocked to find out this is what he looked like only a few years ago. I mean just look at this guy, is this what autistically obsessing over your health looks like? This is the best case scenario?
he just needs a tan.
 

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