Why does every Zoomer have this haircut?

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It’s so ugly, greasy, and messy! :sick:
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I have a much better haircut, but I am an incel! :feelswhy:
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Lose weight
 
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I'm getting that whenever I finish my softmaxx, heh. If I wasn't mixed race my hair would probably look like that anyways, have curly hair out of the shower :Comfy:
 
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Rate my match with Muslim girl

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I'm getting that whenever I finish my softmaxx, heh. If I wasn't mixed race my hair would probably look like that anyways, have curly hair out of the shower :Comfy:
Low T effeminate faggot.:sick:
 
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I'm unironically thinking of growing the top of my hair out long enough so I can have Zoomer hair like this.

I've seen one too many complete goobers with this hair be perceived as attractive by females. I think I need to see if this secret sauce will work for me too.

I can always just stop curling my hair one day if I get this hair and I'm still unpopular with women.
 
Lose the blubber and shave your neckbeard and you might see your life improve
 
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Zero might be able to slay if he gets his hair done like this.
He could get this haircut, lose weight, maybe larp some light african and slay 4’11 bitches
 
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tfw long as fuck femurs, but still incel. :feelswah:
 
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Why? Because he's a curry?
Yep, manlet curry plus non NT = over. He should still try I suppose, but shouldn’t expect much besides health benefits
 
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Egyptian :ogre:

Haven’t had any success with Bangladesh or Indian. Closest was the Nepali girl but we don’t talk anymore
Nepali girls are foggers. post her pic
 
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I'm getting that whenever I finish my softmaxx, heh. If I wasn't mixed race my hair would probably look like that anyways, have curly hair out of the shower :Comfy:
Good shit bro
 
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It is the default men's hair filter in Snapchat
 
same reason gen x/millenials had those spikey hair in the early 2000s. they are trend following retards
 
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No haircut for your face, OP. :lul:
 
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