Why does Goatis think he can beat Eddie Hall in a fight

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When he was a teenager he got beat up by a girl for talking shit, & he got beat up by the man his ex was cucking him with or something. :forcedsmile:
 
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ragebait
 
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NIgha doesnt even workout :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Id rip him to pieces let alone eddie hall
 
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NIgha doesnt even workout :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Id rip him to pieces let alone eddie hall
Working out is complete cope for fighting, a 120 LB recreational boxer could probably kill him, not even joking.
 
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When he was a teenager he got beat up by a girl for talking shit, & he got beat up by the man his ex was cucking him with or something. :forcedsmile:
How do you know this
 
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When he was a teenager he got beat up by a girl for talking shit, & he got beat up by the man his ex was cucking him with or something. :forcedsmile:
He says he’ll pick up a rock and throw it at him or something
 
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How do you know this
There's literally video of him running away crying after being hit & testimonies from people who went to school with him.
 
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There's literally video of him running away crying after being hit & testimonies from people who went to school with him.
No fucking way, that’s actually sad I need to see this

I love goatis even though he’s a bit special
 
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No fucking way, that’s actually sad I need to see this
Fuck I'm pretty sure it's somewhere on Youtube. The guy is like "What you gonna do man" & Goatis runs away saying "He just hit me several times". :forcedsmile:
 
Just ran away for 60secs and eddie will knockout himself☠️
 
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Because he would. Seems obvious, no?
 
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I love goatis even though he’s a bit special
He's a delusional pedophile trying to be edgy. His content is unwatchable & repetitive.
 
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He's a delusional pedophile trying to be edgy. His content is unwatchable & repetitive.
He’s funny as fuck I love watching his videos to be honest, even though a lot of the shit is retarded.
Some of his philosophy videos are good
 
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He literally initiated a fight with an old man & got fucked. :forcedsmile:
Still doesn't change the fact that he would beat Eddie Hall in a fight
 
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I think he never fought
 
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I think he never fought
That's right, he has never fought, the only times he directly fought was with a teenage girl & an old man, both times he got his ass handed to him.
 
When he was a teenager he got beat up by a girl for talking shit, & he got beat up by the man his ex was cucking him with or something. :forcedsmile:
Engagement bait i hope but hes (in his head) simulating a "real natural fight" where they'll be throwing spears and shi, and assumes eddie hall has no speed or flexibility thus wont be able to use a spear (very very wrong)
 
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