Why does Marlon look so mid

[pajjeetslayer]

I swear this Nigga is glazed all over but in his modeling pictures where they zoom in on his face he looks like shit

 

[first snow]

compared it to the average nigga

 

[bululu_87]

He looks good in all angles and doesn't have flaws unlike us who have that specific angle we all look subhuman in
His bones are S tier
Also really tall and a great frame

 

[pajjeetslayer]

compared it to the average nigga

If ur comparing to the average nigger then he’s like Chad levels to them but he’s not all that

 

[perfection is law]

charge your phone

 

[flatcheck213]

WHY MARLON LOOKS MID

1. Eye Area – Pillowface Diluted Hunter Tilt
He looks like he's squinting through milk

2. Midface – Flat AF
Cheeks? Missing. Zygos? Sleeping. Skin? Smooth to death.

3. Jawline – Copebulk Trap
Too soft to cut anything.

4. Skin Tone – Contrastless King
One big pancake filter

5. Lips – No Cupid, Just Cope
They float on his face like a filter

6. Eyebrows – Barber Buffed Brows
Effort visible. Testosterone? Pending.

FINAL DIAGNOSIS
False positive tier. Glowless. Midgaze.

TL;DR:
Marlon is what happens when you almost mog — but get soft-nerfed by the universe.​

 

[pajjeetslayer]

WHY MARLON LOOKS MID



1. Eye Area – Pillowface Diluted Hunter Tilt

He looks like he's squinting through milk



2. Midface – Flat AF

Cheeks? Missing. Zygos? Sleeping. Skin? Smooth to death.



3. Jawline – Copebulk Trap

Too soft to cut anything.



4. Skin Tone – Contrastless King

One big pancake filter



5. Lips – No Cupid, Just Cope

They float on his face like a filter



6. Eyebrows – Barber Buffed Brows

Effort visible. Testosterone? Pending.



FINAL DIAGNOSIS

False positive tier. Glowless. Midgaze.



TL;DR:

Marlon is what happens when you almost mog — but get soft-nerfed by the universe.​

Thank u for the colours now I can go to sleep
May this image not haunt me amen more colours tho

 

[flatcheck213]

Thank u for the colours now I can go to sleep
May this image not haunt me amen

THANK U FOR THE COLOURS

now i can go To SLEEP

May this IMAGE not haunt me

aMeN ​

 

[pajjeetslayer]

THANK U FOR THE COLOURS

now i can go To SLEEP

May this IMAGE not haunt me

aMeN ​

U scare me sometimes but I like u

 

[pfl]

cause hes normie

 

[flatcheck213]

U scare me sometimes but I like u

T H A N K U F O R T H E C O L O U R S

N O W I C A N S L E E P

M A Y T H I S I M A G E N O T

H A U N T M E

A M E N ​

 

[pajjeetslayer]

T H A N K U F O R T H E C O L O U R S

N O W I C A N S L E E P

M A Y T H I S I M A G E N O T

H A U N T M E

A M E N ​

Getting annoying now at least rep me

 

[WinterOvercast]

>Why does marlon look so mid

 

[Zeekie]

I swear this Nigga is glazed all over but in his modeling pictures where they zoom in on his face he looks like shit

I'd talk shit about him too but honestly, he has a modeling career and we don't

 

[pajjeetslayer]

I'd talk shit about him too but honestly, he has a modeling career and we don't

I’d rather not have 1 at all if they had this picture of me

 

[asianslayer]

He gets all the chicks thats all that matters

 

[iblamegenetics-]

his coloring and height

 

[julioo27_]

because he is a textbook fuckboy + height + frame

 

[looks>books]

When the cope is too strong

 

[Afrab]

Jealousy is a dangerous enemy.

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Yall just be saying anything

 

[fortniteincel]

no way u just called this swedish chad mid nigga are u jfl??

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

yet he can fuck any girl he wants

 

[druiglooksmaxer]

compared it to the average nigga

Mogged

 

[druiglooksmaxer]

cause hes normie

Lmtn

 

[druiglooksmaxer]

He looks good in all angles and doesn't have flaws unlike us who have that specific angle we all look subhuman in
His bones are S tier
Also really tall and a great frame

He's ipd is subhuman

 

[first snow]

Mogged
View attachment 3828580

not an average nigga