WHY does my dick get even smaller when I'm done taking a shit or showering????????????

[Ndgrangheta]

This is absolutely absurd, not only am I cursed with a small dick, a grower one but when I take a shit or come out of the shower my flaccid is even smaller for many hours. Anyone know the reason and any potential fixes apart from chopping this curse of a shrimp off once and for all? I'm tired of my motherfucking dick ruining my mood all the time.

 

[hopecel]

This is absolutely absurd, not only am I cursed with a small dick, a grower one but when I take a shit or come out of the shower my flaccid is even smaller for many hours. Anyone know the reason and any potential fixes apart from chopping this curse of a shrimp off once and for all? I'm tired of my motherfucking dick ruining my mood all the time.

Jeffrey... stop watching porn

btw it's easy to become a shower if you're a grower it's not "genetic" thing lmao