Why does my girlfriend prefer me when I look like shit?

[swaggyp1]

Like when I get my fade, thread my brows, tape my eyes symmetrical - she doesn’t like it

But when I haven’t gotten a haircut in a month, my eyebrows are growing out of control and unshaped, and my eyes are asymmetrical, she loves me like that

 

[Deleted member 19174]

why don't you go ask her instead of asking incels on the internet HMMMMMMM

 

[Splinter901]

What u mean by taping ur eyes?

 

[swaggyp1]

What u mean by taping ur eyes?

You know how some Asians have double eyelids and some have single eyelids?

1 of mine is double, the other is single

Looks very odd in photos when flipped and mirrored

So when I want to look decent, I tape one to make it double, so it’s symmetrical

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Are you also getting a wet shave when you get your hair and eyebrows done?

 

[swaggyp1]

Are you also getting a wet shave when you get your hair and eyebrows done?

No

They’re separate appointments

I use an electric hacer

 

[Part-Time Chad]

No

They’re separate appointments

I use an electric hacer

Oh, ok, because a wet shave bloats your face, diminishing your looks. I always get treated like shit by foids when I shave.

 

[PLA1092]

She knows you're less likely to cheat and end the relationship. She needs you to keep simping while she gets railed by Chad on the side boyo.

 

[PLA1092]

Or you simply look like less of a fag and more of a primal true man. Choose one

 

[Deleted member 50722]

how about kys
why shud u be happy if i am not happy?
she is looking at dreadheads on tiktok btw and commenting "till my jaw locks"