WHY DOES THE BRITISH ACCENT SOUND UTTERLY SOY [UKCELS GTFIH]

[Deleted member 9890]

The way you speak has a pretty big effect on your IRL SMV, and the way most British people speak negatively effects their attractiveness imho

Common features of British accent + way of speaking

- using loads of filler words
- speaking in a higher pitch than other accents due to constriction of throat
- unsure tonality
- never getting to the point and not saying what you think for fear of appearing 'arrogant'

Aussie / US accents sound way cooler, I'm saying this as a UKcel

Any UKcels thought about adopting a different accent? Any tips on making it sound cooler? Personally, I always make sure my vocal chords are relaxed so my voice resonates and occasionally use south african slang

 

[Deleted member 7753]

Yeah, keep coping utter subhuman. There's literally a website for women to date british men.

Date British Guys

www.datebritishguys.com

 

[Deleted member 9890]

I think the UK accent can be made to sound cooler- you just gotta give it a lil aussie / south african slang and you're set with a nice lil exotic voice halo ngl

 

[Deleted member 7917]

I always make sure my vocal chords are relaxed so my voice resonates and occasionally use south african slang

I bet that doesn't sound cringe and unnatural at all

The fucking autists here get me everyday

 

[Ocelot]

deep voice + standard news reader british accent = big halo

op is abused truecel

 

[Deleted member 6908]

You're talking about utter shit. Have you heard me?

 

[Deleted member 9890]

I bet that doesn't sound cringe and unnatural at all

The fucking autists here get me everyday

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gday mate- how ya goin uh?

mirin yet buddy boyo?

 

[Deleted member 9890]

You're talking about utter shit. Have you heard me?

post voice note rn

 

[Deleted member 6908]

post voice note rn

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Ye I fucking hate my accent. I'd at least wanna have a northern accent

 

[Deleted member 1862]

one of the worst threads on the site

 

[Deleted member 4797]

Rate transatlantic british accent on deep voice

 

[Deleted member 7753]

You're talking about utter shit. Have you heard me?

You're not british faggot. You'll never be british

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

only bad if it's high pitch, then yeah agree its really cringe. but when it's deep it's unmoggable

 

[Deleted member 6908]

You're not british faggot. You'll never be british

 

[Deleted member 6785]

The way you speak has a pretty big effect on your IRL SMV, and the way most British people speak negatively effects their attractiveness imho

Common features of British accent + way of speaking

- using loads of filler words
- speaking in a higher pitch than other accents due to constriction of throat
- unsure tonality
- never getting to the point and not saying what you think for fear of appearing 'arrogant'

Aussie / US accents sound way cooler, I'm saying this as a UKcel

Any UKcels thought about adopting a different accent? Any tips on making it sound cooler? Personally, I always make sure my vocal chords are relaxed so my voice resonates and occasionally use south african slang

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Lol

 

[Deleted member 9890]

thanks for posting voice note and demonstrating my point perfectly

your voice sounds like you have a mouth full of pebbles- and it also has zero chill.

mogged by californian accent to oblivion

 

[Deleted member 9890]

if you entered this party you would be ostracised immediately for being a tea sipping red coat

 

[Deleted member 6785]

if you entered this party you would be ostracised immediately for being a tea sipping red coat

 

[Deleted member 9699]

So you're telling me that, if Henry Cavill, right, fooking Superman, right, he's Bri-ish, if he fooking walked into a party in California, you're telling me that everyone would just see him and label him as the fucking tea drinker from Britain. Are you fucking schewphid? If Henry Cavill walked into there, right, all of the fucking girls, every fucking girl there, every fucking person there with a pussy, right, is going to get wet. Take the Cavillpill you fucking cunt.

 

[Deleted member 6785]

So you're telling me that, if Henry Cavill, right, fooking Superman, right, he's Bri-ish, if he fooking walked into a party in California, you're telling me that everyone would just see him and label him as the fucking tea drinker from Britain. Are you fucking schewphid? If Henry Cavill walked into there, right, all of the fucking girls, every fucking girl there, every fucking person there with a pussy, right, is going to get wet. Take the Cavillpill you fucking cunt.

 

[Deleted member 9699]

Ye-yeeeeee, howdy partner! It's me Chad from Texas! I'm six foot four, I walk through town and I'm mogging everyone left and right [autistic screech], you're damn right! I be gettin' all this cowboy pussy, and man I can never get enough of it. Yeehaw!

 

[Deleted member 9890]

truly oscar winning performance my guy

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Just talk like you're from 1950s theory

 

[spark]

Ye I fucking hate my accent. I'd at least wanna have a northern accent

what a badboy accent

 

[Deleted member 9511]

british accents are great so long as you don't sound like a northern fairy or a street urchin. In Britain your accent resembles your status a lot better than in the USA - if you sound like Jamie Lanister then you have some inherent clout.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

british accents are great so long as you don't sound like a northern fairy or a street urchin. In Britain your accent resembles your status a lot better than in the USA - if you sound like Jamie Lanister then you have some inherent clout.

brutal

scottish accent = immediate low class failo regardless of ur actual income lol.

 

[Deleted member 9511]

brutal

scottish accent = immediate low class failo regardless of ur actual income lol.

not necessarily

Scottish accent is status af on bond

 

[Deleted member 4209]

not necessarily

RIP

 

[Deleted member 9890]

brutal

scottish accent = immediate low class failo regardless of ur actual income lol.

Take the andrew carnegie pill

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

French sounds worse
more soy

 

[Deleted member 9511]

French sounds worse
more soy

French accent is hot af stop capping

 

[Deleted member 9511]

Worst accent is south asian(sorry Indian/paki friends) followed by East Asian and rural British/ southern USA

 

[Deleted member 14262]

Cry harder for scouse, manchester and west london voicemoggers.