Why does Tony Soprano get so many bitches?

[TheSupremeGentelmen]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

 

[.Orbital]

Because he has money, If he didn't, he'd be just as screwed as the rest of us

(Anyway, those bitches don't love him)

 

[price.]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

Money

 

[the zodiac]

Because he's not real

 

[assuming..]

Director's imagined fantasy of a mob boss getting Italian american and other exotic hoes. Just look at fat construction worker dudes' wives to get an idea of what they actually pull

 

[RandomSwan]

darktriadmaxxed beast

 

[putumayo]

Because he has money, If he didn't, he'd be just as screwed as the rest of us

(Anyway, those bitches don't love him)

 

[putumayo]

Director's imagined fantasy of a mob boss getting Italian american and other exotic hoes. Just look at fat construction worker dudes' wives to get an idea of what they actually pull

are you retarded

“look at blue collar workers to get an idea of what a rich man actually pulls”

 

[sonic55555]

Director's imagined fantasy of a mob boss getting Italian american and other exotic hoes. Just look at fat construction worker dudes' wives to get an idea of what they actually pull

king of queens
everybody loves raymond

 

[assuming..]

are you retarded

“look at blue collar workers to get an idea of what a rich man actually pulls”

Plenty of millionaire plumbing contractors. They still have fat wives, and might hookup with some local fat whore on the side who knows

 

[putumayo]

Plenty of millionaire plumbing contractors. They still have fat wives, and might hookup with some local fat whore on the side who knows

exception doesnt prove the rule

hold my hand when i tell you this… but good looking sluts will fuck an ugly fat guy because they’re rich

 

[swedchud]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

since when are italians spics call them wops or dagos atleast get your anti italian racism right

 

[6’7whitechad]

Because it’s a show

 

[swedchud]

exception doesnt prove the rule

hold my hand when i tell you this… but good looking sluts will fuck an ugly fat guy because they’re rich

 

[volgograd009]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

It's a show nigga people be worrying about anything jfl

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

it’s fiction

 

[DysgenicArtery]

This summer I watched Sopranos and all the time I asked myself:

How the fuck does Tony get so many bitches?
I know it’s fictional, but the creator thought something doing this.

He’s a fat, bloated spic, with a recessed Norwood 4 hairline. How does this nga get so many hoes?

Is it from the status? I don’t fucking understand it.

Status of course

Imagine this guy walking next to you on the street, you would feel like you were brutally mogging him

 

[Gargantuan]

Because attraction goes way beyond looks

Hard to grasp for autists here, though