Why does war have to be about boring stuff?

[Vermilioncore]

Why do people have to kill each other over land/oil/government/etc? Those are boring reasoms

How come they don’t start a war for other reasons? Such as they’re horny and wanna fuck so they try to kill everyone and fuck their wives, or they played too much games and wanna reenact it, etc…those are interesting reasons for war. I’d actually turn the news on and pay attention instead of flicking the channel

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Political reasons are just an excuse to do just that. Muricans volunteered for vietnam war because both they hated gooks and wanted sucky sucky from chinks

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Political reasons are just an excuse to do just that. Muricans volunteered for vietnam war because both they hated gooks and wanted sucky sucky from chinks

Shutyo history teacheraaahaupMofo

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Yeah Why dont tvey fight over who gets the last part of pizza or who gets the ps4 controller next
Sleepover typeshutiinnt

 

[tallnegga]

Future wars might be over fucking someone’s wife because it’s the first time society had so many incels

 

[autistic_tendencies]

The war is about the building of the third temple and antichrist ruling from Jerusalem
Hhahaha