Why doesn’t Jacob elordi wake up laughing and smiling?

[Vermilioncore]

If I were him I’d awake every morning in laughter and tears because I’d be so overjoyed to awake another day in the world where I won the lottery at birth: rich, tall, big cock, handsome, and NT.

I don’t know how these big dick winners walk around like it’s nothing. I’d be smiling all day every day and giggling.

instead I have to wake up in a body I don’t want to be in, living life as a person I hate, in a world where I don’t belong.

 

[liberty]

he's a closeted gay man

 

[Vermilioncore]

he's a closeted gay man

That’s even easier. He can get all the gay cock he wants

 

[Azim]

Maybe he does

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe he does

Nah that’s non nt to do that though so it would be a catch 22 he wouldn’t be able to claim ntness if he did and then that would mean he’d be laughing for no reason