Why doesn’t my aunt and her family want me home alone?

[Vermilioncore]

It’s like the military or something, when one leaves they have the other stay home. Or when they both leave, someone else comes home. They don’t want me jerking off or sniffing anything They holdin down the fort

 

[Leo]

I would lowk wanna sniff too icl, you gotta do it at midnight trust

 

[Vermilioncore]

I would lowk wanna sniff too icl, you gotta do it at midnight trust

Nah what’s gonna happen at midnight? Is it magic? That’s some Harry Potter typeshi

 

[Leo]

Nah what’s gonna happen at midnight? Is it magic? That’s some Harry Potter typeshi

Thats the time after they showered and go to sleep which means fresh panties and 0 guards.. might be able to snatch yourself a pube if you're lucky

 

[The Grinch]

Someone has to stay home to protect the used underwear from getting sniffed