Why dont you enlist in the marines?

[trvechud]

Yes you're fighting for jews, but if you're khhv leaving high-school, why not? You'll get some normie respect at least and jews might make a feels movie about you. Some people on tiktok might even make edits with little dakr age. What is not more romantic than the teenager with nothing left back home dying in a mud soaked trench 2,000 miles from home? If I don't have a gf by the time I finish high school I'm joining the marines hopefully I'll be athletic enough to be recon and then I'll pray that I get shot by a persian soldier or something.

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

1. I'm not fighting for jews but for independence.
2. Most people aren't physically capable.
3. Marines aren't that central to the war effort.
4. The real problem is lack of ammunition, we have enough for 2 weeks of war.
5. I personally prefer tanker

 

[trvechud]

1. I'm not fighting for jews but for independence.
2. Most people aren't physically capable.
3. Marines aren't that central to the war effort.
4. The real problem is lack of ammunition, we have enough for 2 weeks of war.
5. I personally prefer tanker

Yeah but as a marine you get sent to the most gory parts making you more likely to die. Also, you only need to do like 4 pull ups as a minimum. I'm pretty sure they don't expect you to be able to run a marathon In basic training

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

Yeah but as a marine you get sent to the most gory parts making you more likely to die. Also, you only need to do like 4 pull ups as a minimum. I'm pretty sure they don't expect you to be able to run a marathon In basic training

Sure! Here's a simplified and compact list of the physical requirements to enlist as a marine (e.g. Formoza) in the Polish Army:

Polish Marine Physical Requirements (Simplified)
Land Tests:

3 km run

Pull-ups

Dips (on parallel bars)

10×10 m shuttle run

Crunches (usually 2 minutes)

Rope climb (5–6 m)

Water Tests:

400 m swim (timed)

25 m underwater swim

Swim 15 m with tied limbs

1 min underwater with tied limbs

Jump from 5–10 m into water (day & night)

Combat Test:

Hand-to-hand fight (under fatigue)

Endurance Test:

Multi-day marches with gear

Sleep and food deprivation

Navigation under stress

Medical & Mental:

Full medical screening (naval standards)

Psychological evaluation (stress & fear response)

Height: typically 160–190 cm

 

[CrxelWxrld69]

im too short

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

Yeah but as a marine you get sent to the most gory parts making you more likely to die. Also, you only need to do like 4 pull ups as a minimum. I'm pretty sure they don't expect you to be able to run a marathon In basic training

Tanker is way more fun and the gory parts of the war will mostly be overshadowed by you having wet boxers

 

[trvechud]

Sure! Here's a simplified and compact list of the physical requirements to enlist as a marine (e.g. Formoza) in the Polish Army:

Polish Marine Physical Requirements (Simplified)
Land Tests:

3 km run

Pull-ups

Dips (on parallel bars)

10×10 m shuttle run

Crunches (usually 2 minutes)

Rope climb (5–6 m)

Water Tests:

400 m swim (timed)

25 m underwater swim

Swim 15 m with tied limbs

1 min underwater with tied limbs

Jump from 5–10 m into water (day & night)

Combat Test:

Hand-to-hand fight (under fatigue)

Endurance Test:

Multi-day marches with gear

Sleep and food deprivation

Navigation under stress

Medical & Mental:

Full medical screening (naval standards)

Psychological evaluation (stress & fear response)

Height: typically 160–190 cm

I was talking about america. That shit seems hard though

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

I was talking about america. That shit seems hard though

I quote you verbatim "Why dont you enlist in the marines?". You asked why I don't and I answered.

 

[wollet2]

idk where u are but here ugly + in the army is giga failo to girls generally. they view you as disabled which isnt wrong

 

[trvechud]

idk where u are but here ugly + in the army is giga failo to girls generally. they view you as disabled

The point is to die whilst not directly committing suicide

 

[wollet2]

The point is to die whilst not directly committing suicide

why do that? why die for rich peoples interests?

 

[trvechud]

why do that? why die for rich peoples interests?

For the romanticism

 

[wollet2]

For the romanticism

who gives a fuck dude, u wont be here to get the reward of it. thats a trick people in power want u to believe

get to ur senses

 

[trvechud]

who gives a fuck dude, u wont be here to get the reward of it

pls get to ur senses

But atleast I won't suffer the loneliness of not having a gf. And my parents wouldn't view me as a total loser since they're bluepilled.

 

[wollet2]

But atleast I won't suffer the loneliness of not having a gf. And my parents wouldn't view me as a total loser since they're bluepilled.

ur parents dont want you to die
go and get a gf dude

 

[asdvek]

You wont pass the training retard

If you had that type of discipline to pass marine training you wouldnt be on org in the first place

 

[trvechud]

You wont pass the training retard

If you had that type of discipline to pass marine training you wouldnt be on org in the first place

School gives you the discipline to be a good slave

 

[trvechud]

ur parents dont want you to die
go and get a gf dude

My genes prevent

 

[wollet2]

My genes prevent

fking bullshit. trust me

 

[trvechud]

fking bullshit. trust me

Judeo propaganda.
I'll live out the last of my days like the dude in all quiet on the western front

 

[Terrorizer512]

Not easy to join the marines, but anyone can join military. Military service has always been a solution for everything. You wanna kill yourself? War. You're too poor and can't find a way out of poverty? War.