maladjusted88
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((To preface this post, I do not condone or support the actions or ideology of this individual, all my activity on this website is satire.)) Anyways, I will be going over the most brutal moments of his life.
0. Born hapa, conceived by accident, parents divorced at 7. He could've been fully white if his father didn't have a fetish for nonwhites.
1. He was denied to ride at the theme park because he was too short (at 6), later he played World of Warcraft and even people playing it had gfs while he was khhv, his friends left him out so he quit.
2. Bullied by some wannabe gangster at 10 and shoved into the lockers.
3. At 22 he had to listen to his sister getting banged through the door, while he was dying a virgin. He also bought over 50 lottery tickets and still lost, then got his leg broken by some migrants who also stole his expensive sunglasses and jewelry.
Tldr, I'm not rereading the book he wrote but this was a supreme gentleman appreciation thread for all the bs he went through.
0. Born hapa, conceived by accident, parents divorced at 7. He could've been fully white if his father didn't have a fetish for nonwhites.
1. He was denied to ride at the theme park because he was too short (at 6), later he played World of Warcraft and even people playing it had gfs while he was khhv, his friends left him out so he quit.
2. Bullied by some wannabe gangster at 10 and shoved into the lockers.
3. At 22 he had to listen to his sister getting banged through the door, while he was dying a virgin. He also bought over 50 lottery tickets and still lost, then got his leg broken by some migrants who also stole his expensive sunglasses and jewelry.
Tldr, I'm not rereading the book he wrote but this was a supreme gentleman appreciation thread for all the bs he went through.
