Why England have literally 0 chance of winning the world cup (detailed analysis)

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Brutally over, but football player halo will save him
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
Brutally over, but football player halo will save him
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Do you remember when the England team did a Hugo Boss ad for the Euros like they were some group of slayers?

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forevergymcelling said:
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Because Southgate is a dud (leaving home players like Tomori, Ivan Toney) and instead brought the fridge (Maguire)

Reece James is injured and England always bottle

Not to mention they're shite in shout-outs (again why was Toney left out)

Ben Chilwell is out, no idea why he's taking Kalvin Philips who's barely kicked a football all yr (England dont have much DM depth though)

Even if Reece only has one toe working he should be on the plane to Qatar, after Kane he's arguably they're most important player

If Kane was injured, they'd say take him and play him in the knockouts , why not do the same with Reece

Coady should be nowhere near the plane, Chalobah>>>>>

Respect for Maddy finally getting his deserved call-up


But the main reason is the gafffer, Southgate is a compromised deluded bloody chuffer, a fucking muppett
 
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AscendingHero said:
Because Southgate is a dud (leaving home players like Tomori, Ivan Toney) and instead brought the fridge (Maguire)

Reece James is injured and England always bottle

Not to mention they're shite in shout-outs (again why was Toney leave out)

Ben Chilwell is out, no idea why he's taking Kalvin Philips who's barely kicked a football all yr (England dont have much DM depth though)

Even if Reece only has one toe working he should be on the plane to Quatar, after Kane he's arguably they're most important player

If Kane was injured, they'd say take him and play him in the knockouts , why not do the same with Reece

Coady should be nowhere near the plane, Chalobah>>>>>




But the main reason is the gafffer, Southgate is a compromised deluded bloody chuffer, a fucking muppett
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Are you British?

Always thought you were American jfl
 
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Idc tell me when millwall wins
 
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I'm just here to see the terrorist attacks in some Manchester game
 
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AscendingHero said:
Because Southgate is a dud (leaving home players like Tomori, Ivan Toney) and instead brought the fridge (Maguire)

Reece James is injured and England always bottle

Not to mention they're shite in shout-outs (again why was Toney left out)

Ben Chilwell is out, no idea why he's taking Kalvin Philips who's barely kicked a football all yr (England dont have much DM depth though)

Even if Reece only has one toe working he should be on the plane to Qatar, after Kane he's arguably they're most important player

If Kane was injured, they'd say take him and play him in the knockouts , why not do the same with Reece

Coady should be nowhere near the plane, Chalobah>>>>>

Respect for Maddy finally getting his deserved call-up


But the main reason is the gafffer, Southgate is a compromised deluded bloody chuffer, a fucking muppett
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TL;DR: Gareth Southgate forgot to BBCmax the team
 
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The only reason Jack Grealish is at the World Cup is that he's GL (by English standards).
 
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reminder that the only time england won the world cup was with 100% english inbred truecels, no bbcs, what does that mean? nothing
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Over for the stupid English

 
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Reckless Turtle said:
The problem is that Rashford and Sterling are overrated.
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Agreed, Rashy is in decent form

And both, especially Sterling always turn up for the Brits (disregarding Rashfords euro pk miss)
 
AscendingHero said:
Agreed, Rashy is in decent form

And both, especially Sterling always turn up for the Brits (disregarding Rashfords euro pk miss)
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It doesn't sound like we agree. Both of them could be replaced with players in the younger squad.
 
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AscendingHero said:
Because Southgate is a dud (leaving home players like Tomori, Ivan Toney) and instead brought the fridge (Maguire)

Reece James is injured and England always bottle

Not to mention they're shite in shout-outs (again why was Toney left out)

Ben Chilwell is out, no idea why he's taking Kalvin Philips who's barely kicked a football all yr (England dont have much DM depth though)

Even if Reece only has one toe working he should be on the plane to Qatar, after Kane he's arguably they're most important player

If Kane was injured, they'd say take him and play him in the knockouts , why not do the same with Reece

Coady should be nowhere near the plane, Chalobah>>>>>

Respect for Maddy finally getting his deserved call-up


But the main reason is the gafffer, Southgate is a compromised deluded bloody chuffer, a fucking muppett
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We don’t have Tyrone giga mogger loftus cheek so it’s over
 

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forevergymcelling said:
Hoping for their defeat against Iran
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Also


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forevergymcelling said:
Do you remember when the England team did a Hugo Boss ad for the Euros like they were some group of slayers?

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Lol that looks like kroos and varane isn't it??

But yeah many compai3s do this kind of marketing where they get the normie and softmaxx them and creative Maxx them to look like slayers
 
same applies to the euros
 
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