Why I Am Sucessful (MEGATHREAD)

[basedfedoracel]

4:30 WAKE UP
- Do foot sole excersize
- Toe Twindle 8 reps
- Do feet JOI for old men on omegle
5:00 FART TIME
- Make sure I have smelly farts
- Go under blanket to smell my own farts at full density
- Flush remaining farts down the toilet
6:00 CREEPSHOT TIME
- Go to local beach and take candid feet videos of 45-60yr women
- Take candid ass videos of barley legal teens at the mall
- Cum on random asian ladies up escalators
7:00 PRIME TIME POKEMON
- Go to local store and buy booster tins of Pokemon cards
- Open packs and get insane pulls
- Rub penis on Pokemon plushie for stimulation
8:00 BONESMASH TIME
- Bonesmash pelvis to increase dick size
- Bonesmash hyoid bone to grow an extra chin
- Apply cocunut oil to increase swelling

Guys should I make part two, and show the rest of my schedule?

 

[Mouthbreath]

thats a packed schedule, your cortisol must be sky high

 

[Deleted member 10709]

You should be selling this info, not giving it away for free OP!

 

[basedfedoracel]

thats a packed schedule, your cortisol must be sky high

almost died of a stroke recording a candid grannyshot, her pussy looked like an ashtray.

 

[RecessedCel5]

bad thread for making me go out of dark theme

 

[basedfedoracel]

bad thread for making me go out of dark theme

I watch and mire tyler for the rest of the day btw. When are u gunna dye ur hair son?

 

[RecessedCel5]

i already dyed it

you mirin my hair ?

 

[basedfedoracel]

Yes bro, you even got the Degeneress glasses that Richard has. What bf are u? you look around 8%

 

[RecessedCel5]

Yes bro, you even got the Degeneress glasses that Richard has. What bf are u? you look around 8%

i am 10% BF , you mirin my zygos ? i bonesmashed for 3 years to get em

 

[basedfedoracel]

i am 10% BF , you mirin my zygos ? i bonesmashed for 3 years to get em

I was about to say... they look blevins tier. Your philantrum is also dimorphic af son im mirin

 

[mgtowmadness]

You are on your way thread should be in the Best of the Best

 

[RichardSpencel]

7:00 PRIME TIME POKEMON
- Go to local store and buy booster tins of Pokemon cards
- Open packs and get insane pulls

Caged at the whole thing but this part hit close to home.

 

[basedfedoracel]

@MansNotHot

 

[eduardkoopman]

this is how I got $10.000 in stocks.
I started out with putting $57.000 of money into trading account.
And before I knew it, when trading. I had $10.000 worth of stocks.

Great win. I own stock of $10.000 now.