Why I Believe Birds Aren't Real: The Ultimate Government Surveillance Scheme

[lifeless]

After extensive research and countless hours of observation, I've come to a startling conclusion: birds aren't real. They're sophisticated drones deployed by the government to monitor our every move.

Consider this:

• Suspicious Behavior: Ever noticed how pigeons seem unphased by human presence, almost as if they're recording us?
• Perching on Power Lines: They're not resting; they're recharging.
• The Bird Flu: A convenient excuse to recall and update the outdated models.

It's time to open our eyes and question the feathery façade. Wake up, sheeple!

 

[iblameCopecels]

State of the forum

 

[lifeless]

State of the forum

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[LTNUser]

Birds are lovely

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Birds are lovely

Ok fed

 

[sub5outsider]

 

[KaisenMaxxer]

After extensive research and countless hours of observation, I've come to a startling conclusion: birds aren't real. They're sophisticated drones deployed by the government to monitor our every move.

Consider this:

• Suspicious Behavior: Ever noticed how pigeons seem unphased by human presence, almost as if they're recording us?
• Perching on Power Lines: They're not resting; they're recharging.
• The Bird Flu: A convenient excuse to recall and update the outdated models.

It's time to open our eyes and question the feathery façade. Wake up, sheeple!

pigeons where observed way before camera and recording technology

 

[lifeless]

Birds are lovely

Bro got banned infrotn of my eyes

 

[lifeless]

pigeons where observed way before camera and recording technology

According to who?

 

[JaceyJace90]

After extensive research and countless hours of observation, I've come to a startling conclusion: birds aren't real. They're sophisticated drones deployed by the government to monitor our every move.

Consider this:

• Suspicious Behavior: Ever noticed how pigeons seem unphased by human presence, almost as if they're recording us?
• Perching on Power Lines: They're not resting; they're recharging.
• The Bird Flu: A convenient excuse to recall and update the outdated models.

It's time to open our eyes and question the feathery façade. Wake up, sheeple!

Hoping this is satire and not some LOW iq nigger bullshit.

If you are serious, you're a faggot born again evangelical who believes some magical Jewish carpenter zombie is gonna wisk you way into some gay ass fantasy realm where you get to see mommy and daddy again. Hence, you're a faggot homo

 

[lifeless]

Hoping this is satire and not some LOW iq nigger bullshit.

If you are serious, you're a faggot born again evangelical who believes some magical Jewish carpenter zombie is gonna wisk you way into some gay ass fantasy realm where you get to see mommy and daddy again. Hence, you're a faggot homo

 

[JaceyJace90]

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It's a low IQ nigger like you

 

[KaisenMaxxer]

According to who?

representations in media and culture, skeletons of bird exists too, we found cavemen art representing birds

 

[JaceyJace90]

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Ok dipshit, there's footage of people fending off nuisance pigeons with slingshots and pellet guns bc they steal grain from silos. They are also pounced on by raccoons, coyotes, not ONE has been documented to have electronic parts, otherwise we would've known by now.

Besides, why tf would they have to rely on a goddamn bird when cameras are on every doorbell, in your pocket and every car dashboard. You're better off just believing the government taps into those cameras. You know how fucked the governmet would be if we somehow discovered that a damn bird fell outta the sky and it shattered into a bunch of electronic parts??? You conspiracy faggots act as if the government has nothing to lose Literally kys

 

[lifeless]

in media and culture

 

[JaceyJace90]

And yet no response to me utterly destroying your gay ass take

 

[lifeless]

And yet no response to me utterly destroying your gay ass take

 

[JaceyJace90]

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Keep running faggot, I have you btfo'd on your on post

 

[lifeless]

Keep running faggot, I have you btfo'd on your on post

keep spazzing out gaycel

 

[JaceyJace90]

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keep spazzing out gaycel

Keep believing in biblical fairytale horseshit, queer

 

[Deleted member 130659]

After extensive research and countless hours of observation, I've come to a startling conclusion: birds aren't real. They're sophisticated drones deployed by the government to monitor our every move.

Consider this:

• Suspicious Behavior: Ever noticed how pigeons seem unphased by human presence, almost as if they're recording us?
• Perching on Power Lines: They're not resting; they're recharging.
• The Bird Flu: A convenient excuse to recall and update the outdated models.

It's time to open our eyes and question the feathery façade. Wake up, sheeple!

Actually you are right, I noticed that as well so dats why I feel bad when I eat Kfc, fuckin birds

 

[vanillaicecream]

You are dangerous