Why I like cats far more than dogs

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- Cats are far less retarded & far smarter.
- Cats are far more hygienic & can spend all day cleaning themselves.
- Cats are far less aggressive & far safer to have around the house & around children.
- Cats Aren't obsessed with food & eating non stop 24/7.
- Cats Don't have narcissistic asshole owners.
- Cats don't mouth-breath all the time.
- Cats behave like men while dogs behave like women.

It's an obvious fact that cats are just objectively better pets.

 

[Torycel]

also no dogpill

 

[ikramy]

I’ll never have a pet inside my house tbh but I agree with what you said

 

[CorinthianLOX]

’but I read an article that says cats don’t like you!’

 

[SomaliaSub5]

most dogs smell fucking disgusting and you can almost always tell when someone owns a dog when you walk in their house and it has that rancid smell. doesnt help that most ppl are too lazy to properly clean their pets

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

If humans died, Dogs would all die within 200 years
If humans died, Cats would live on

wolves completely mog dogs in intelligence and physical ability and survivability
nothing beats cat's in their realm

 

[CorinthianLOX]

most dogs smell fucking disgusting and you can almost always tell when someone owns a dog when you walk in their house and it has that rancid smell. doesnt help that most ppl are too lazy to properly clean their pets

Most dog owners are psychotic as well

 

[The Fool]

toxoplasmosis make woman cheat

 

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- Cats are far less retarded & far smarter.
- Cats are far more hygienic & can spend all day cleaning themselves.
- Cats are far less aggressive & far safer to have around the house & around children.
- Cats Aren't obsessed with food & eating non stop 24/7.
- Cats Don't have narcissistic asshole owners.
- Cats don't mouth-breath all the time.
- Cats behave like men while dogs behave like women.

It's an obvious fact that cats are just objectively better pets.

That's what's up!
TDD!
CP!

 

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’but I read an article that says cats don’t like you!’View attachment 4327304

The tiger is the king of the jungle while the lion is the king of the savannah. I too don't get why cats are viewed as feminine when they're behavior is far more masculine than dogs.

 

[CorinthianLOX]

The tiger is the king of the jungle while the lion is the king of the savannah. I too don't get why cats are viewed as feminine when they're behavior is far more masculine than dogs.

Modern day house cats are literally just tigers but smaller

 

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Modern day house cats are literally just tigers but smaller

Without cats we wouldn't have anime too since anime characters are modelled after cats.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

JFL You should of brung up the cope Dog owners say with cats
"Cats aren't loyal, if you died, a Cat would eat you to not starve to death, a dog would starve by your side"
???
I would WANT my cat to eat my dumb fuck, WHY WOULD I WANT IT TO DIE
WHY IS THE DOG SO RETARDED IT DOESN'T EAT ME, DOES IT NOT COMPREHEND THAT I'M DEAD?
"you just feed cats all day, you're like their slave"
same RETARDS who walk their dog at 6am everyday, have that dog shit infront of it, then clean it up whilst that dog just looks at them.
This is clearly less slavery than just giving your cat food and water and petting it and it does everything else by itself

"There are police dogs, but no police cats"
So cats aren't snitches? Sound

On the topic of wolves
Wolves in a hunter's environments not only counts the bullets used by the hunter to know when to pick off the animal, as it learns the hunter's magazines size, but LEARNS THE SOUNDS OF DIFFERENT CALIBERS as different calibers have different magazine sizes, so the hunter can't shoot them when they eat.
They learn all of this casually, without being taught by other wolves or humans
It would be a GREAT difficulty for you to teach a dog this, it would have to go under specialized dog training
Humans have tried domesticating wolves many times and failed many times, wolves just realise "we don't need these hairless monkeys"
dogs are just the stupid descendants of those wolves who were too retarded not to rely on us/ too retarded to realise they don't need us

In the wild, dogs would get merked by wolves

 

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Cats Aren't obsessed with food & eating non stop 24/7.

my cat's a complete fatass jfl

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

my cat's a complete fatass jfl

TBH that's an owner problem

 

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TBH that's an owner problem

nah he's at a healthy weight just hell greedy for food

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

nah he's at a healthy weight just hell greedy for food

Do you put them on a timer thing? I always just leave food for my cats and they eat when they're hungry and never over eat
This also stops there from being a pecking-order type hierarchy on who gets food first like there is when there's timed feeders

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

Do you put them on a timer thing? I always just leave food for my cats and they eat when they're hungry and never over eat
This also stops there from being a pecking-order type hierarchy on who gets food first like there is when there's timed feeders

yeh fair, if I let my cat eat whenever he would eat himself to death though.

 

[5.5psl]

TLDR; its bcoz you are a fucking cuck lol
dogs over cats anyday i want a loyal friend not a useless "independent" creature
"cats can live on their own" , then fucking do go out the fucking house and never come back