why I should've been born in medieval times

[wishicouldascend]

i should've been born then for two reasons, no camera's, and bitches having their, natural scent, + people were shorter imagine fucking some whore at the tavern who smells like straight sweat and mead (or whatever they drank idk beer rum..) ITS NOT FAIR I gotta do this stuff bro everybody puts these fake scents, whyyy they don't even smell good why would a Human wanna smell like (AI, a mixture of 70-95% high-grade alcohol (usually ethanol or perfumer's alcohol), 2–5% (up to 10%) perfume oil, and water. This light concentration of fragrance provides a refreshing scent, commonly featuring citrus oils like lemon, orange, bergamot, and neroli, combined with fixatives to slow evaporation.) INSTEAD OF SMELLING LIKE A HUMAN, hate it. I wanna smell some bitches pheromones when I watch porn I only really look at her armpits and feet, maybe asshole if I feel like it

 

[futureschizo]

the natural scent.. goatis would approve

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

View attachment 4601691i should've been born then for two reasons, no camera's, and bitches having their, natural scent, + people were shorter imagine fucking some whore at the tavern who smells like straight sweat and mead (or whatever they drank idk beer rum..) ITS NOT FAIR I gotta do this stuff bro everybody puts these fake scents, whyyy they don't even smell good why would a Human wanna smell like (AI, a mixture of 70-95% high-grade alcohol (usually ethanol or perfumer's alcohol), 2–5% (up to 10%) perfume oil, and water. This light concentration of fragrance provides a refreshing scent, commonly featuring citrus oils like lemon, orange, bergamot, and neroli, combined with fixatives to slow evaporation.) INSTEAD OF SMELLING LIKE A HUMAN, hate it. I wanna smell some bitches pheromones when I watch porn I only really look at her armpits and feet, maybe asshole if I feel like it

You wouldnt have had to deal with the modern rat race
Thats why medieval moggs modern day hard

 

[wishicouldascend]

when she has that very slight stubble on her pits

 

[futureschizo]

when she has that very slight stubble on her pits

thats kinda ugh but you do you bro

 

[wishicouldascend]

when she has that very slight stubble on her pits

maybe a little more would be better but close enough image

 

[wishicouldascend]

Bump

 

[hye732]

i should've been born then for two reasons, no camera's, and bitches having their, natural scent, + people were shorter imagine fucking some whore at the tavern who smells like straight sweat and mead (or whatever they drank idk beer rum..) ITS NOT FAIR I gotta do this stuff bro everybody puts these fake scents, whyyy they don't even smell good why would a Human wanna smell like (AI, a mixture of 70-95% high-grade alcohol (usually ethanol or perfumer's alcohol), 2–5% (up to 10%) perfume oil, and water. This light concentration of fragrance provides a refreshing scent, commonly featuring citrus oils like lemon, orange, bergamot, and neroli, combined with fixatives to slow evaporation.) INSTEAD OF SMELLING LIKE A HUMAN, hate it. I wanna smell some bitches pheromones when I watch porn I only really look at her armpits and feet, maybe asshole if I feel like it

horny posting, go jerk off already

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

I would’ve been way too weak for the times

 

[wishicouldascend]

horny posting, go jerk off already

90percent of thoughts that are in my brain are, horny posting for the whole day, NOT in a high t way

 

[wishicouldascend]

I would’ve been way too weak for the times

yeah I would too but youd be working a lot more so if u don't got a physical condition naturally, it'd prolly fix itself