why is basketball so hard

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GabachoCopium

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i can’t even dribble the ball, it’s pissing me off

and everytime i shoot the ball, that shit goes flying at the opposite direction it’s absolutely enraging
 
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niggamaxx
 
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maybe i should start playing it tbh
 
youre too short tho, only tall niggas like me can play basketball unfortunately
195cm isnt that short, i know like 4 niggas that are taller than me and only by an inch at most
 
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youre too short tho, only tall niggas like me can play basketball unfortunately
there are famous ballers under 185cm playing in the fucking NBA :lul:. Point Guards, Shooters...etc
 
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i can’t even dribble the ball, it’s pissing me off

and everytime i shoot the ball, that shit goes flying at the opposite direction it’s absolutely enraging
Because you’re 5’2 no wonder it’s hard
 
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The game of choice for unemployed people/ maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.
 
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The game of choice for unemployed people/ maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.
this is actually true

insane but good noticing
 
Cause you are not Black enough
 
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put me in the corners of the 3 point line and i ain’t missin. straight buckets
 
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if u aren't a nigga why even try playing basketball
 
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