why is being soft so much better than being hard (hear me out)

[ascensionneeeded]

lowkey when you are soft but your dick is looking big it’s like the best feeling. like when you hold your dick in your hand and flop it around when it’s feeling heavy you feel like an absolute king

when your dick is hard the feeling goes away and it’s kinda just uncomfortable and it can hurt a little and it’s just annoying

being soft and feeling like you have a heavy soft dick is unmatched. am i going crazy or is this true

 

[Deleted member 122761]

nigga you need go stop being unemployed