Why is "cum" so funny

[e1488shciozl]

Come one seriously why is the word itself so funny. It cannot be serious lol. Like why is cum named cum? Why didn't they make a better word for the white stuff, its sounds so autistic.

"Let me eat your cum" doesnt sound right. Let me eat your nut soudns better

 

[vrilmaxxer]

"Let me eat your cum" doesnt sound right. Let me eat your nut soudns better

homosexual ramblings

 

[sub5179]

are you autistic by any chance?

 

[e1488shciozl]

Cum is too short and sounds like it stands for an animal name

 

[e1488shciozl]

Cumming in a hooker for example sounds serious. But the word cum doesnt sound serious at all. It just softens the reality.

 

[Petsmart]

Buddy the cum guzzler

 

[Jacob Gorbei]

 

[Serial Coomer]

it's called semen

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why would anyone be saying "let me eat your cum"?
Anyone who does needs some serious guidance

 

[e1488shciozl]

Niggrt

 

[e1488shciozl]

Why would anyone be saying "let me eat your cum"?
Anyone who does needs some serious guidance

Yeah ngl sounds bad. It just doesnt add up, cum is too short and doesnt sound like an English word at ALL. Let me eat your frosting sounds much better and tastier

 

[bnaker1]

Cum on my face

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Yeah ngl sounds bad. It just doesnt add up, cum is too short and doesnt sound like an English word at ALL. Let me eat your frosting sounds much better and tastier

Anyone having semen in their mouth is a bottom of the barrel being

 

[Hammy29]

I prefer coom

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Cum derives from the beauty cream for women back in 1838 titled, Brad Cum. But researchers later discovered that it was some poor guy's semen. Brad's semen. He was a sick individual who wanted to see upper class women wear his... you know what. So they removed the product from the market, but the legend was never forgotten. By the 1920s, university students discovered this history and adopted his last name when referring to semen.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

"Let me eat your cum" doesnt sound right. Let me eat your nut soudns better

you know from experience

 

[Tyler1]

Cum in my ass

 

[e1488shciozl]

you know from experience

I would generally say im pretty experienced in only 16 years of life

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

I would generally say im pretty experienced in only 16 years of life

yeah ive bet youve taken many loads before

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Cum derives from the beauty cream for women back in 1838 titled, Brad Cum. But researchers later discovered that it was some poor guy's semen. Brad's semen. He was a sick individual who wanted to see upper class women wear his... you know what. So they removed the product from the market, but the legend was never forgotten. By the 1920s, university students discovered this history and adopted his last name when referring to semen.

I forgot to mention, don't bother searching for it because you won't find this reference in the history books. The ones with power and money control information. Especially, back then, when there was no such thing as a poor people's library. They erased it but couldn't stop the meme, thanks to their wonderful, little retards. I imagine they invented their own take on why it's called cum, though. They did the same for Charles Darwin, who was a well-known homosexual of his time. He fell madly in love with one of his slaves named Rufus 'Bussy' Bell. And if your next question is, "Bussy is in BUSSY?" Yup! Isn't learning about history so cool?

 

[Sprinkles]

it's called semen

sea men!