Why is goatis still attractive?

[Deleted member 80562]

Even though his face is so fucked up?

 

[Wexilarious]

Leanmaxxed

 

[Seba]

even gayer than the last thread bro wtf

 

[Deleted member 117288]

It appears to you that way because of his influence and machiavellian aura.

 

[Deleted member 80562]

even gayer than the last thread bro wtf

It’s not gay bro

 

[Deleted member 114545]

What's fucked up about his face?

 

[Deleted member 80562]

What's fucked up about his face?

His eyes and teeth

 

[Deleted member 45794]

Cuz he's jesus

 

[Deleted member 110111]

your not worth my rep nor my response. actually ignore this comment

 

[Deleted member 114545]

His eyes and teeth

What's wrong with his eyes? I think they're decent

 

[Deleted member 125227]

He got a hair transplant. Made his SMV go up a lot. He has maxed out his colouring. I genuinely believe he does care a lot about his appearance. To sell his diet he must look good, especially because he is getting older. I suspect he might use some sort of makeup too.

 

[Deleted member 125227]

What's wrong with his eyes? I think they're decent

Good colour but awful shape.

 

[Deleted member 80562]

What's wrong with his eyes? I think they're decent

They are crooked, small, and far apart

 

[Deleted member 80562]

He got a hair transplant. Made his SMV go up a lot. He has maxed out his colouring. I genuinely believe he does care a lot about his appearance. To sell his diet he must look good, especially because he is getting older. I suspect he might use some sort of makeup too.

He obviously cares about his appearance he’s literally blackpilled

 

[hanji]

natural diet and lifestyle

 

[Deleted member 125227]

He obviously cares about his appearance he’s literally blackpilled

He jumped on the trend when it blew up. I think he was running out of subscribers because prior to that his content was making fun of vegans and gymcels. Veganism has kind of died out IMHO. Every vegan I've known is a 30 something millennial with 5 different health issues. Not sustainable.

 

[Deleted member 114545]

btw you should be saying "good-looking" not "attractive" unless you're gay

 

[Kroker]

He got a hair transplant. Made his SMV go up a lot. He has maxed out his colouring. I genuinely believe he does care a lot about his appearance. To sell his diet he must look good, especially because he is getting older. I suspect he might use some sort of makeup too.

Is he on finasteride? I highly doubt cuz he's naturemaxxin preacher

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Is he on finasteride? I highly doubt cuz he's naturemaxxin preacher

He's not following what he preaches whatsoever. Watch him for comedy (he's incredible roasting people and picking apart underlying reasons/intentions) and occasional interesting POV. He roasts every woman with plastic surgery but he is currently dating that bitch who looks like a regular post wall woman on several fillers and potentially surgery. She's fucking ugly. His best looking girlfriend was that Dutch woman who now accuses him of trying to murder her thru proxy by hiring two people. I think she is telling the truth but if you look at her channel you can tell she isn't a full pound either with how schizo her videos look. Plus if you've checked how many times he has scammed people in the past too. Same ex claims he was on steroids and I believe her because when he gymcelled he kind of looked like he was on gear. Plus there's people telling he wanted to go to Burger King.

 

[Deleted member 91545]

Is he on finasteride? I highly doubt cuz he's naturemaxxin preacher

If he isnt bald in a few years then he is

 

[Deleted member 125227]

FACKING NATURE
MONEY DOESNT EXIST PLEASE DONATE

 

[Deleted member 80562]

FACKING NATURE
MONEY DOESNT EXIST PLEASE DONATE

I’ve donated $500 to him

 

[Deleted member 125227]

I’ve donated $500 to him

It's to eat natorally in a man made building on a man made chair filming wideos with a man made camera through a man made computer making money which doesn't exist thru man made Internet.

 

[Deleted member 125227]

If he genuinely cared about what he preaches he'd buy cheap as shit farmland somewhere in France or Eastern Europe. There's already so many people trying to be self sufficient living out in country side and having 10+ kids. His last ex was attractive so it would be easy. It doesn't even cost that much money and I'm pretty sure if he did it in France he'd get government gibs for kids. That's what Varg did. He married some autistic woman and pumped out a few kids and now he just talks about some inane autistic bullshit on YouTube. Goatis is either a hypocrite or a dumb retard.

 

[kebinGarnett]

Blue eyes and way he carries himself

 

[FutureSlayer]

He's not following what he preaches whatsoever. Watch him for comedy (he's incredible roasting people and picking apart underlying reasons/intentions) and occasional interesting POV. He roasts every woman with plastic surgery but he is currently dating that bitch who looks like a regular post wall woman on several fillers and potentially surgery. She's fucking ugly. His best looking girlfriend was that Dutch woman who now accuses him of trying to murder her thru proxy by hiring two people. I think she is telling the truth but if you look at her channel you can tell she isn't a full pound either with how schizo her videos look. Plus if you've checked how many times he has scammed people in the past too. Same ex claims he was on steroids and I believe her because when he gymcelled he kind of looked like he was on gear. Plus there's people telling he wanted to go to Burger King.

His gf is not ugly nor a bimbo.

The burger king thing still doesn’t add up as a lot of carnivores usually frequent fast foods in order to obtain high quality meat in a fast and reliable way (especially abroad) it doesn’t mean he purchased fries and ketchup

 

[FutureSlayer]

If he genuinely cared about what he preaches he'd buy cheap as shit farmland somewhere in France or Eastern Europe. There's already so many people trying to be self sufficient living out in country side and having 10+ kids. His last ex was attractive so it would be easy. It doesn't even cost that much money and I'm pretty sure if he did it in France he'd get government gibs for kids. That's what Varg did. He married some autistic woman and pumped out a few kids and now he just talks about some inane autistic bullshit on YouTube. Goatis is either a hypocrite or a dumb retard.

Please elab on Varg, what was his mission and such?

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Please elab on Varg, what was his mission and such?

He got out of jail after he killed a fellow Norwegian black metal artist. There's a documentary about this if you look up Norwegian black metal. They were edgelords who went too far with burning churches (1000 year old lol) because muh paganism!!1! Varg was the most notorious one. Eventually they released him from prison and he brought land in rural France and made a bunch of kids. I think he is on welfare. I think he still has a youtube channel if you look up Varg Vikernes. He has some out there theories, saying that autism is actually human nature and being social is degeneration of tribal mentality. And that all whites have autism, etc.

 

[FutureSlayer]

He got out of jail after he killed a fellow Norwegian black metal artist. There's a documentary about this if you look up Norwegian black metal. They were edgelords who went too far with burning churches (1000 year old lol) because muh paganism!!1! Varg was the most notorious one. Eventually they released him from prison and he brought land in rural France and made a bunch of kids. I think he is on welfare. I think he still has a youtube channel if you look up Varg Vikernes. He has some out there theories, saying that autism is actually human nature and being social is degeneration of tribal mentality. And that all whites have autism, etc.

Yeah I know all the backstory, still didn’t know he was on welfare. How the fuck did he get approved for it in a foreign country? prolly the children thing

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

If he genuinely cared about what he preaches he'd buy cheap as shit farmland somewhere in France or Eastern Europe. There's already so many people trying to be self sufficient living out in country side and having 10+ kids. His last ex was attractive so it would be easy. It doesn't even cost that much money and I'm pretty sure if he did it in France he'd get government gibs for kids. That's what Varg did. He married some autistic woman and pumped out a few kids and now he just talks about some inane autistic bullshit on YouTube. Goatis is either a hypocrite or a dumb retard.

Varg is in deep retardation

He is always talking about an inevitable societal collapse not realizing that if it happens, 10 kids isnt sustainable and all except 1 or 2 wouldnt starve to death

Goatis is not a retard so he knows only to have 1-2 kids for now

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Yeah I know all the backstory, still didn’t know he was on welfare. How the fuck did he get approved for it in a foreign country? prolly the children thing

I think his wife is French? I'm not sure. I know Varg has legally changed his name to a French one. I think even if neither of them are French the kids are.

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Varg is in deep retardation

He is always talking about an inevitable societal collapse not realizing that if it happens, 10 kids isnt sustainable and all except 1 or 2 wouldnt starve to death

Goatis is not a retard so he knows only to have 1-2 kids for now

He preaches for having ten too, it's just the only woman he ever dated that was hot (I think there was another one that was decently cute) he has fallen out of. His current girlfriend is in her mid thirties, no way she's going to be giving him kids.

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

He preaches for having ten too, it's just the only woman he ever dated that was hot (I think there was another one that was decently cute) he has fallen out of. His current girlfriend is in her mid thirties, no way she's going to be giving him kids.

Try sustaining 10 kids in nature with no experience or knowledge

No vegetables, fruits, grains exist in nature btw, which is 3/4 of vargs diet

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Try sustaining 10 kids in nature with no experience or knowledge

No vegetables, fruits, grains exist in nature btw, which is 3/4 of vargs diet

Yeah I don't think people had that many kids. Maybe they did but there's always miscarriage and early life mortality was high. So out of then you'd have 3 reach adulthood maybe?