Big Boss
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I have a girlfriend. I love my girlfriend. But Greta Devereux has the kind of face that makes me want to ruin my life. She's not even hot. Her face is mid. But something about it makes me want to get her pregnant and then disappear. Not because I don't care. Because I care too much. I want to leave her with a baby and a memory. She'd never recover. Neither would I. That's the point. I want to ruin both of us. I want to ruin my girlfriend too. I want to text her "it's over" and not explain why. Then I want to sit in my car outside Greta's house and just breathe. I don't even know her address. I don't even know her last name. I only know her face. That gummy little face. That face that makes no sense. That face I can't stop thinking about while I'm inside my girlfriend.
I'm so cooked.