Why is jason Voorhees dating goyslop?

[klip11]

Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals want to eat @Jason Voorhees because he is packed full of vitamins, minerals and nutrients and an excellent source of protein. He's part of a balanced diet and not to mention, a delicious food source.

But his girlfriend is just empty calories with zero nutritional value. Sure, she has a bare minimum amount of protein, but very little. To Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals, eating her will be like eating goyslop from McDonald's.

@asdvek @Cinnamon fan64 @Gengar @optimisticzoomer @TechnoBoss @Informationcapitali

 

[unstable]

mannerless fag, is that how you talk about someone's girlfriend. disgusting.

 

[Insomnia]

But his girlfriend is just empty calories with zero nutritional value. Sure, she has a bare minimum amount of protein, but very little.

Why?

 

[banku don]

stfu retard
At least his gf is alive, unlike yours (sex doll ref don't take it the wrong way)

 

[klip11]

mannerless fag, is that how you talk about someone's girlfriend. disgusting.

We wuz dinner for Haitian cannibals n sheeit

 

[Mogs Me]

Na wouldn’t Jason’s Indian skin poison the cannibals due to its high concentration of Indian food

 

[klip11]

stfu retard
At least his gf is alive, unlike yours (sex doll ref don't take it the wrong way)

 

[Node]

stfu retard
At least his gf is alive, unlike yours (sex doll ref don't take it the wrong way)

Stfu

 

[inversions]

stfu retard
At least his gf is alive, unlike yours

OP's girlfriend died a few months ago btw

This is so fucking inconsiderate of you holy shit.

What's wrong with you?

 

[Hernan]

We wuz dinner for Haitian cannibals n sheeit

he wants to give himself up instead. maybe we should transfer him too to Liberia?

 

[wearegettingtohtn]

Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals want to eat @Jason Voorhees because he is packed full of vitamins, minerals and nutrients and an excellent source of protein. He's part of a balanced diet and not to mention, a delicious food source.

But his girlfriend is just empty calories with zero nutritional value. Sure, she has a bare minimum amount of protein, but very little. To Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals, eating her will be like eating goyslop from McDonald's.

@asdvek @Cinnamon fan64 @Gengar @optimisticzoomer @TechnoBoss @Informationcapitali

chadpreet does what chadpreet wants

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Wtf did I just read

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

But his girlfriend is just empty calories with zero nutritional value. Sure, she has a bare minimum amount of protein, but very little. To Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals, eating her will be like eating goyslop from McDonald's.

She sweet like sugar for jason

 

[unstable]

OP's girlfriend died a few months ago btw

This is so fucking inconsiderate of you holy shit.

What's wrong with you?

op is mourning so much that he wants to feed other people's girlfriends to cannibals

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Interesting

 

[klip11]

Interesting

You don't have anything to worry about. Haitian cannibals and Liberian cannibals generally don't eat white brahs meat unless driven to starvation. They think white brah meat tastes like cardboard and white brah meat has no nutritional value and is super goyslop