Why is jeff bezos bald

[bignosesmallchin]

Why is Jeff bezos bald? Why is he bald and his wife left him for Chad? That's brutal for Jeff bezos. It has to be LARP. I would assume Jeff bezos is a psyop to make white men cuckolds.

 

[justinzayn]

I lost all respect for all Jeff, the day he cheated on his aryan wife over a la goblina
Compensating manlet
But seems like a descent guy tho

 

[Deleted member 23239]

because there is no cure to balding

 

[Gonthar]

Who needs hair when he has billions?

 

[Lawton88]

It must be embarrassing to be that wealthy but having to settle for non Stacy's because of looks though I guess he could hire most females if he wanted to.

 

[Jigen]

Who needs hair when he has billions?

He could literally change his entire existence with an infinite number of surgeries.

 

[Gonthar]

He could literally change his entire existence with an infinite number of surgeries.

How, why?
He's already rich, he can buy anything he wants, I'm sure he bangs tons of hot escorts, porn stars, even mainstream celebrities apparently do escorting jobs for outrageous sums of money(like a few millions for a night).

 

[Jigen]

He's already rich, he can buy anything he wants

The whole point in having money is to use it to ascend. Sure he can afford nice copes. But no one respects him. Even some 5’10 homeless dude gets mocked less than he does. if I was as rich as him. I’d turn myself into a science experiment. Getting a bunch of shit done jfl.

 

[Deleted member 22063]

he's a lifelong workalcoholic who was married to his average looking wife for decades chances are he doesn't care about looking good or slaying he has higher aspirations

 

[Gonthar]

The whole point in having money is to use it to ascend. Sure he can afford nice copes. But no one respects him. Even some 5’10 homeless dude gets mocked less than he does. if I was as rich as him. I’d turn myself into a science experiment. Getting a bunch of shit done jfl.

Only PSL autists don't "respect" him...