Why Is Metroid Prime 4 Jewish??

[InanimatePragmatist]

I never was a Metroid fan as I never got to play the games. I did see the recent uproar in the hate of this new character so I looked into it. What is this kabbalistic magic? This is his bio in the game.

"Galactic Federation Technician: Individual who performs maintenance tasks on electrical equipment. This also includes the maintenance of computer-equipped airframes."

Also he really likes his Golem Mech that he works on. He also has a massive nose and has a Jewish voice actor. That and you spend the majority of the game in some worthless open world desert. I am sure this is alllll just a coincidence.

 

[Aconite]

Might get the game just to kill myself in it a couple times

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Might get the game just to kill myself in it a couple times

I am getting a WII emulator instead. I ain't wasting money or ever giving a dime to nintendo.