Why is my dad retarded

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Threatening me to cut my hair like a bitch

Btw inb4 u say u have greasy long hair

I've been complimented on my hair, my hair has no dandruff or grease, I clean very well

It's just that my dad is pure MALE GAZE and is a fucking retard, he thinks short hair mogs or something

Bro hes obsessed with my hair, like JUST LET IT GO NIGGA

I ain't even been seeing him lately cuz everytime he do he mentions my hair

Js fuck off ffs

Like bruh muh short hair while

 
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Threatening me to cut my hair like a bitch

Btw inb4 u say u have greasy long hair

I've been complimented on my hair, my hair has no dandruff or grease, I clean very well

It's just that my dad is pure MALE GAZE and is a fucking retard, he thinks short hair mogs or something

Bro hes obsessed with my hair, like JUST LET IT GO NIGGA

I ain't even been seeing him lately cuz everytime he do he mentions my hair

Js fuck off ffs

Like bruh muh short hair while

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tell him u have greasy long hair to slay bitches, you arent tryna fagmax w buzzcut tier military/prison cuts where ngas get bummed
 
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Short hair is for slaves
Long hair is seen as more masculine and attractive and it's backed by science
Long hair has universal appeal
 
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Short hair is for slaves
Long hair is seen as more masculine and attractive and it's backed by science
Long hair has universal appeal
Well try explaining that to my slave dad
 
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Threatening me to cut my hair like a bitch

Btw inb4 u say u have greasy long hair

I've been complimented on my hair, my hair has no dandruff or grease, I clean very well

It's just that my dad is pure MALE GAZE and is a fucking retard, he thinks short hair mogs or something

Bro hes obsessed with my hair, like JUST LET IT GO NIGGA

I ain't even been seeing him lately cuz everytime he do he mentions my hair

Js fuck off ffs

Like bruh muh short hair while

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embrace the buzz bro
 
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my dad cant tell me shit
 
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my dad does the same shi and doesnt realize I need a bone cut instead
 
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my dad does the same shi and doesnt realize I need a bone cut instead
Fr

Nigga doesn't realize if he gave me a good skull I'd get the haircut willingly knowing id look good either way

These retards just don't get it
 
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