Why is people larping about dick size here, esp most of the 8 inch claims

[EliteMewing]

seethe and cry at my 98% dick

 

[lurking truecel]

btw im sitting down on the shower cause if i stand up my dick doesnt even get hard

if you stood up and had dick parralel to the floor it would be 17 max which is your true measurment

 

[EliteMewing]

okey around 18 bp then,no where near your claimed 20 cm. you are a larper and it proves again

yes i predicted you would say that. BP WHERE NIGGER WHERE IN THAT PIC IM PRESSING ON THE FAT PAD FUCKING DUMB NIGGER SHOW ME WHERE FUCKING MONKEY
just look at the pictures. my God you are so fucking annoying imma bash your fucking skull in

 

[EliteMewing]

if you stood up and had dick parralel to the floor it would be 17 max which is your true measurment

being this delusional and coping this much shouldnt be possible. congratulations tho, everyone now can see how much of a fool you are

 

[lurking truecel]

yes i predicted you would say that. BP WHERE NIGGER WHERE IN THAT PIC IM PRESSING ON THE FAT PAD FUCKING DUMB NIGGER SHOW ME WHERE FUCKING MONKEY
just look at the pictures. my God you are so fucking annoying imma bash your fucking skull in

you dont have a fat pad and you are sitting like in monk postion, which adds a one or two cm, so its max 17 cm bp as i said

 

[EliteMewing]

if you stood up and had dick parralel to the floor it would be 17 max which is your true measurment

my dick cant even be hard if i stand up dumb fucking monkey, what fucking diference it makes?? its already parallel to the floor even a fucking monkey could see that

 

[EliteMewing]

you dont have a fat pad and you are sitting like in monk postion, which adds a one or two cm, so its max 17 cm bp as i said

ok bro im just ignore you from now on cause you are retarded. please post your dick in any position you want, you are never getting anything near 18cm nbp like mine in ANY position

 

[lurking truecel]

my dick cant even be hard if i stand up dumb fucking monkey, what fucking diference it makes?? its already parallel to the floor even a fucking monkey could see that

keep coping, it adds a one or two cm sitting like a monk. you really are larping pro

 

[EliteMewing]

you dont have a fat pad and you are sitting like in monk postion, which adds a one or two cm, so its max 17 cm bp as i said

i dont have a fat pad i have a fucking picture lightly pressing into the fat pad and you even cope with this, holy shit u want so bad to have my dick in your mouth its almost amazing

 

[lurking truecel]

ok bro im just ignore you from now on cause you are retarded. please post your dick in any position you want, you are never getting anything near 18cm nbp like mine in ANY position

your dick is around 17 cm max bp, and you keep larping like a fool

 

[EliteMewing]

keep coping, it adds a one or two cm sitting like a monk. you really are larping pro

anyone in this thread sees through you lil bro. you can give up now little man

 

[EliteMewing]

your dick is around 17 cm max bp, and you keep larping like a fool

17cm max BP
with a clear pic where my dick is 18cm NBP from above and another where my dick is 20cm from the side.
fucking kill yourself, someone as jealous with a tiny dick as you that cant even make a women orgasm should be erased from the face of the earth. fucking dicklet coper

 

[lurking truecel]

anyone in this thread sees through you lil bro. you can give up now little man

you claimed 20 cm almost 8 inches, which is something you are not remotley close to, you have 17 cm bp dick when properly measured.

 

[EliteMewing]

it doesnt matter if i post a video showing my dick with my face on it being 30cm, you are just going to say its edited, CGI or some shit and even if i shove it in your face and make video proof measuring from all angles you are just going to go silent
good ridance bro, its clear its impossible to have a intelectual conversation with you. be happy with your tiny dick that cant even reach the fornixes, you will never know what is having a bitch obsessed with you

 

[lurking truecel]

it doesnt matter if i post a video showing my dick with my face on it being 30cm, you are just going to say its edited, CGI or some shit and even if i shove it in your face and make video proof measuring from all angles you are just going to go silent
good ridance bro, its clear its impossible to have a intelectual conversation with you. be happy with your tiny dick that cant even reach the fornixes, you will never know what is having a bitch obsessed with you

congrats you have a dick bigger then 85% when it comes to length

 

[maximum cope31]

@lurking truecel thank you for making this thread and baiting all sub-monkey IQ dick larpers here, so I can ignore-list them fast and efficient.

 

[lurking truecel]

17cm BP and 16cm NBP BTW guys
its so over for me im such a dicklet
@asdvek @Clavicular
@TechnoBoss please permaban me so i dont have to interact with this 70iq NIGGER ever again in my life

imagine measuring when sitting down like that, you really have a 17 cm dick

 

[EliteMewing]

imagine measuring when sitting down like that, you really have a 17 cm dick

imagine having a whore mother that birthed such a low life like you that keeps spending hours arguing about another niggas dick even worse, such a dumb one that even in the face of overwhelming evidence keeps using the same argument without any logical reasoning behind it, just parroting the same lines, desperately gripping at the fact he cant have a 98% dick that makes girls cry in pleasure. goodbye nigger

 

[lurking truecel]

imagine having a whore mother that birthed such a low life like you that keeps spending hours arguing about another niggas dick even worse, such a dumb one that even in the face of overwhelming evidence keeps using the same argument without any logical reasoning behind it, just parroting the same lines, desperately gripping at the fact he cant have a 98% dick that makes girls cry in pleasure. goodbye nigger

Your mother should have raised you with some manners, lying fool. Imagine not even being able to follow simple instructions on how to measure your own dick. Get out larper

 

[sportsmogger]

@sportsmogger you judge here

he looks around 7 inches tbh

 

[cytoplasm]

btw the guy who made this thread was me 3 years ago, you can find the original by filtering the oldest one... its a deleted user

Ik i Linked it in the thread, i just wanted to rep farm

 

[EliteMewing]

he looks around 7 inches tbh

im exactly 7.1 inches NBP or 18cm.
if you just take a look at all my threads ive been claiming the same size for 3 years and plenty of old users could vouch for me. ive proven it dozens of times, with pics, with screenshots of girls messaging me about it thinking im 9 inches (girl inches), etc etc
i have nothing else to add and i dont care anymore, i know this nigga is gonna keep saying im 17cm even if he saw my dick being measured IRL by a doctor.
anyways im really tired of this convo and its annoying to keep repeating myself, i will just let all the proof i provided speak for me, i dont care anymore. bye

 

[lurking truecel]

im exactly 7.1 inches NBP or 18cm.
if you just take a look at all my threads ive been claiming the same size for 3 years and plenty of old users could vouch for me. ive proven it dozens of times, with pics, with screenshots of girls messaging me about it thinking im 9 inches (girl inches), etc etc
i have nothing else to add and i dont care anymore, i know this nigga is gonna keep saying im 17cm even if he saw my dick being measured IRL by a doctor.
anyways im really tired of this convo and its annoying to keep repeating myself, i will just let all the proof i provided speak for me, i dont care anymore. bye

17 cm when measured standing up and bp, with dick parralel to the floor.

 

[sportsmogger]

im exactly 7.1 inches NBP or 18cm.
if you just take a look at all my threads ive been claiming the same size for 3 years and plenty of old users could vouch for me. ive proven it dozens of times, with pics, with screenshots of girls messaging me about it thinking im 9 inches (girl inches), etc etc
i have nothing else to add and i dont care anymore, i know this nigga is gonna keep saying im 17cm even if he saw my dick being measured IRL by a doctor.
anyways im really tired of this convo and its annoying to keep repeating myself, i will just let all the proof i provided speak for me, i dont care anymore. bye

well if u are the size u claim u are, dont care and put him on ignore

 

[lurking truecel]

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17cm BP and 16cm NBP BTW guys
its so over for me im such a dicklet
@asdvek @Clavicular
@TechnoBoss please permaban me so i dont have to interact with this 70iq NIGGER ever again in my life

@Gargantuan warn this dude, sending pics without spoilers

 

[lurking truecel]

well if u are the size u claim u are, dont care and put him on ignore

He has to much of a ego to see the truth

 

[sportsmogger]

He has to much of a ego to see the truth

i larp about my size too

everyone does, so why shouldnt i?

 

[EliteMewing]

well if u are the size u claim u are, dont care and put him on ignore

just did that

 

[EliteMewing]

i larp about my size too

everyone does, so why shouldnt i?

yeah, i larp as 20cm irl cause everyone adds 2cm

 

[sportsmogger]

yeah, i larp as 20cm irl cause everyone adds 2cm

wtf is wrong with u?

 

[EliteMewing]

wtf is wrong with u?

nothing i guess? u good?

 

[EliteMewing]

most guys irl larp way harder them 2cm tbh

 

[sportsmogger]

nothing i guess? u good?

stop larping to girls and start larping smaller

 

[EliteMewing]

stop larping to girls and start larping smaller

why tho larpin smaller is crazy

 

[sportsmogger]

why tho larpin smaller is crazy

to ego them

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

because 7 inch = micro in 2025


9 inch or death

 

[EliteMewing]

okey around 18 bp then,no where near your claimed 20 cm. you are a larper and it proves again

my eq is shit rn im on jerk off session number 5 of the day but still.
18NBP (7.1) and 18.9 BP, almost 19.
when my eq comes back i can prove the extra 0.5 cm on my BP but i think the point is made clear rn that im not lying. we are arguing over 0.5cm and i will keep providing proof with a ruler. what do you want next?

 

[lurking truecel]

my eq is shit rn im on jerk off session number 5 of the day but still.
18NBP (7.1) and 18.9 BP, almost 19.
when my eq comes back i can prove the extra 0.5 cm on my BP but i think the point is made clear rn that im not lying. we are arguing over 0.5cm and i will keep providing proof with a ruler. what do you want next?
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Congratz you got a 19cm dick bp

 

[EliteMewing]

Congratz you got a 19cm dick bp

yes and 18cm NBP as ive said for fucking ages

 

[EliteMewing]

98% dick... what are you going to do now?

 

[EliteMewing]

should i prove the 14.5 cm girth or can you see im not lying now?

 

[lurking truecel]

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98% dick... what are you going to do now?

Impressive

should i prove the 14.5 cm girth or can you see im not lying now?

Yes, it looks kinda thick so yea

 

[cytoplasm]

should i prove the 14.5 cm girth or can you see im not lying now?

Do it. Ngl it looks thicker

 

[EliteMewing]

Do it. Ngl it looks thicker

imma try and find one of those measuring tapes in my mom things
it looks thicker cause im wider them "taller". my dick is shaped like a baguete

 

[lcberg04]

my eq is shit rn im on jerk off session number 5 of the day but still.
18NBP (7.1) and 18.9 BP, almost 19.
when my eq comes back i can prove the extra 0.5 cm on my BP but i think the point is made clear rn that im not lying. we are arguing over 0.5cm and i will keep providing proof with a ruler. what do you want next?
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These are not NBP measurements though you definitely still pushing into the fat pad on the right picture + on both pictures you straighten out your cock by pressing it against the table and then measuring with the ruler (+ your pressing the ruler slightly down into your penis)

You are more like 18cm bonepressed and 16-7cm NBP when you dont fraud the measurements.
Dont get me wrong these are still above averge measurements especially when considering you have good girth too but just not the size you claim you are. You are not supposed to straighten out your penis with the table and the ruler

 

[EliteMewing]

These are not NBP measurements though you definitely still pushing into the fat pad on the right picture + on both pictures you straighten out your cock by pressing it against the table and then measuring with the ruler (+ your pressing the ruler slightly down into your penis)

You are more like 18cm bonepressed and 16-7cm NBP when you dont fraud the measurements.
Dont get me wrong these are still above averge measurements especially when considering you have good girth too but just not the size you claim you are. You are not supposed to straighten out your penis with the table and the ruler

my dick is straight nigger you can see in every picture i ever post.
and how the fuck am i 18cm bonepressed if the ruler clearly says 18.9cm? am i not even pressing into the fat pad that hard and my EQ is terrible rn cause im porn addicted
how?? how can you make such big mental gymnastics just to cope that instead of having a huge dick i have just a big one nigga its not that serious
please explain how could i make my BP lenght bigger them it actually is if there is a fucking BONE there??? am i trespassing the bone with the ruler?
and you are right, maybe i was pressing a bit in the first pic where it says 18, but thats just to compensate for my terrible EQ if i took a proper NBP even with terrible EQ id get 17.5???

this shit is pissing me off so much im going in a one week no porn streak + i will take cialis to get a healthy erection and i will come back and destroy you with a pic of my dick being exactly 20cm BPL. im going to take like 30 pics of every possible angle so not a single nigger like you will be able to cope

 

[EliteMewing]

These are not NBP measurements though you definitely still pushing into the fat pad on the right picture + on both pictures you straighten out your cock by pressing it against the table and then measuring with the ruler (+ your pressing the ruler slightly down into your penis)

You are more like 18cm bonepressed and 16-7cm NBP when you dont fraud the measurements.
Dont get me wrong these are still above averge measurements especially when considering you have good girth too but just not the size you claim you are. You are not supposed to straighten out your penis with the table and the ruler

also im just "straightening" it out in the smaller measurement (18). in the other one where it clearly reads 18.9 im just letting it rest against my dick, you can clearly see from my hand position and the way the ruler doesnt deform the surface that theres ZERO pressure being applied to it.

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

Looks like Mr. Shrimp over here is mad he isn’t in the 7 club

Ur 7 inches bone pressed into ur thigh until it bleeds jfl Niggga don’t speak

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

my dick is straight nigger you can see in every picture i ever post.
and how the fuck am i 18cm bonepressed if the ruler clearly says 18.9cm? am i not even pressing into the fat pad that hard and my EQ is terrible rn cause im porn addicted
how?? how can you make such big mental gymnastics just to cope that instead of having a huge dick i have just a big one nigga its not that serious
please explain how could i make my BP lenght bigger them it actually is if there is a fucking BONE there??? am i trespassing the bone with the ruler?
and you are right, maybe i was pressing a bit in the first pic where it says 18, but thats just to compensate for my terrible EQ if i took a proper NBP even with terrible EQ id get 17.5???

this shit is pissing me off so much im going in a one week no porn streak + i will take cialis to get a healthy erection and i will come back and destroy you with a pic of my dick being exactly 20cm BPL. im going to take like 30 pics of every possible angle so not a single nigger like you will be able to cope

Whole lot of defending ur size and ur attributing ur real cock size to porn jfl jfl jfl

 

[EliteMewing]

Whole lot of defending ur size and ur attributing ur real cock size to porn jfl jfl jfl

?????
even if this was my real size why would i be ashamed of having 19cm BPL x 14.5 MSEG with 5.2cm width? a size you WILL NEVER. EVER. TILL THE END OF TIME. HAVE.

im just saying i jerk off multiple times a day and my Erection Quality (EQ) is shit because of this. im always 90% hard MAX, most of the time less them this. if i could get a full mast rn i could take a pic being 0.5cm bigger at least

keep the jealousy for yourself