Why is the whole world obsessed with Soccer (not Football)?

[JohnnyRamone]

Watch a real sport. Like Rowing or Interpretive Dance.

 

[infraorbidal]

What a real sport. Like Rowing or Interpretive Dance.

It can sometimes unite people

 

[Jason Voorhees]

You go do interpretive dance and we finna watch and throw money @Petsmart

 

[Souleth]

Cheap to play, relatively simple, fun.

 

[JohnnyRamone]

Cheap to play, relatively simple, fun.

Ah. So it's a poor people game.

I'm partially joking. I used to love it too. I was a goalie, although I still think there are better sports out there.