Why is there a dash on gravestones?

[Vermilioncore]

As if your birth and death are all the mattered and the “in between” is just a bonus. Makes you wonder why people were even born to begin with.

 

[inversions]

Well they aren't gonna write down every year you lived, are they mate?

Sorry bro you aren't cut out for this philosophical bullshit

 

[The Grinch]

Makes you wonder why people were even born to begin with.

We are here to be the jesters for Chad and women

 

[Vermilioncore]

Well they aren't gonna write down every year you lived, are they mate?

Sorry bro you aren't cut out for this philosophical bullshit

I’m not asking to write down every year but why not have the years of birth and death in small font and a huge dash adorned with diamonds and gold to emphasize it

 

[inversions]

I’m not asking to write down every year but why not have the years of birth and death in small font a huge dash adorned with diamonds and gold to emphasize it

Cuz I would steal the diamonds and gold and spend it on hookers

 

[Vermilioncore]

Cuz I would steal the diamonds and gold and spend it on hookers

cis female ones or trans females?

 

[inversions]

cis female ones or trans females?

neither

 

[Vermilioncore]

neither

Oh I see, you like cock! Nice little buddy! Right on!

 

[inversions]

Oh I see, you like cock! Nice little buddy! Right on!

Nah i dont

I'm asexual

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I’m not asking to write down every year but why not have the years of birth and death in small font and a huge dash adorned with diamonds and gold to emphasize it

Or have an LCD window showing video clips of the deceased when they were alive, where the dash is supposed to be.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Or have an LCD window showing video clips of the deceased when they were alive, where the dash is supposed to be.

Nah that’s some black mirror typeshii lil buddy

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Nah that’s some black mirror typeshii lil buddy

Ah, yes, Vermy's wittle brain can't imagine such technology. A tiny monitor inside a chunk of rock? Whaat???

 

[dr.Tenma_]

Fucking retard. Clearly they won't write every year set in stone, simply it wouldn't fit and it would make everything harder to read for people like you

Hop on some fucking peptides and God williningly we can solve the root cause of this issue, your retardedness Jester

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucking retard. Clearly they won't write every year set in stone, simply it wouldn't fit and it would make everything harder to read for people like you

Hop on some fucking peptides and God williningly we can solve the root cause of this issue, your retardedness Jester

Calm down little buddy it’s not my fault your oneitis got dicked down by your bully

 

[dr.Tenma_]

Calm down little buddy it’s not my fault your oneitis got dicked down by your bully

I have free time and I'll hate however much I see fit

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Fucking retard. Clearly they won't write every year set in stone, simply it wouldn't fit and it would make everything harder to read for people like you

Hop on some fucking peptides and God williningly we can solve the root cause of this issue, your retardedness Jester

Maybe he will be the first person to do this on his tombstone.

 

[dr.Tenma_]

Maybe he will be the first person to do this on his tombstone.

Yes maybe the years won't take so much space, it's rare seeing a human like this living this long

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Yes maybe the years won't take so much space, it's rare seeing a human like this living this long

Noted, Satan.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yes maybe the years won't take so much space, it's rare seeing a human like this living this long