Why isn't there a kissmaxxing guide/megathread my niggas?

[garoupilled_]

Why isn't there a making out thread on this server? Legit one of the utter most crucial parts of slaying but 0 talked about here. Non ironically urgent matter

Someone who knows about this shit help out pls jfl

There's a similar megathread for sex but nothing specific about kissmaxxing or whatever

Sexmaxing : SWALLOW THE SEXPILL: How to become a SEX GOD and get girls addicted to you

I promised that I'll do a sex guide as there were none. Here is the Bible of becoming a sex god written by a guy that went from giving average sex to being worshipped for his dick game. In this guide, I'll be detailing all the techniques that can make your dick game tremendously ascend. This...

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[Deleted member 21182]

Because idc I’m not incel

 

[Bashan]

Don't tag me ever again graycel I have standards.

 

[whiteissuperior]

ngl if you need a thread to teach u to make out its pretty over

 

[MoggerChad]

OVER IF YOU DIDNT PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE IN YOUR EARLY TEENS

 

[Gengar]

Because I'm a khhv and people here don't want to brag so they pretend they don't kiss and stuff, real bhais here tbh.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

ngl if you need a thread to teach u to make out its pretty over

y?

 

[ascension!]

Why do you ask about how to kiss 30s-virgins xD

 

[garoupilled_]

Don't tag me ever again graycel I have standards.

youre going to die tomorrow beware

 

[whiteissuperior]

y?

upper levels of aspiedom

 

[garoupilled_]

ngl if you need a thread to teach u to make out its pretty over

I dont but why not improving

 

[Ken]

Legit, ive been cucked so many times for not knowing how to kiss. Its extremely important.

 

[garoupilled_]

J

Don't tag me ever again graycel I have standards.

Joined jan 4th 2023 btw pls touch grass

 

[Bashan]

youre going to die tomorrow beware

Wish brocel

 

[garoupilled_]

Wish brocel

fuck bro cmon here gimme a hug

 

[gribsufer1]

just watch a movie and do that

 

[Deleted member 17430]

This whole "knowing how to kiss well" trope is mostly a hollywood meme.

No one has a sharpened kissing technique, that's just not a thing. Everyone just swirls their tongues around randomly.

Literally just stick to common sense, no biting, no staying still, close your eyes and tilt your head to the right..... that's all really.

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Don't tag me ever again graycel I have standards.

greycel complaining about greycel

 

[Deleted member 17430]

This whole "knowing how to kiss well" trope is mostly a hollywood meme.

No one has a sharpened kissing technique, that's just not a thing. Everyone just swirls their tongues around randomly.

Literally just stick to common sense, no biting, no staying still, close your eyes and tilt your head to the right..... that's all really.

oh actually it's relatively normal to bite each other's lower lips a little bit, though always weakly and not everyone does it. Just never bite the tongue.

Another thing that might not be obvious at first is that you'll be breaking contact and switching positions every few moments. Don't try to resist this, just let it flow.

 

[2d v2]

just pull your pants off and spread your buttcheeks right in her face and fart

 

[Sondern]

Why isn't there a making out thread on this server? Legit one of the utter most crucial parts of slaying but 0 talked about here. Non ironically urgent matter

Someone who knows about this shit help out pls jfl

There's a similar megathread for sex but nothing specific about kissmaxxing or whatever

Sexmaxing : SWALLOW THE SEXPILL: How to become a SEX GOD and get girls addicted to you

I promised that I'll do a sex guide as there were none. Here is the Bible of becoming a sex god written by a guy that went from giving average sex to being worshipped for his dick game. In this guide, I'll be detailing all the techniques that can make your dick game tremendously ascend. This...

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@Curry Suicide @Patient A @House Lannister @Tallooksmaxxer @Arborist @hormonetherapy @zv1212 @Jamesothy @cloUder @curlyheadjames @Chad1212 @LiteralCaucasian @Shako Mako @Umbra @Corleone @ascension! @BrahminBoss @Beastimmung @Exterminator @seth @5.5psl @Solar @loksr @nitesik @Xangsane @khvirgin @subhuman incel @defezman @JovenCansao @Amnesia @forevergymcelling @MoggerGaston @aBetterMii @Pikabro @Dr. Bruh @Dystopian @rand anon @Alexanderr @;-; @Eduardo DOV @Tyronecell @Gargantuan @Uglybrazilian @Cauã @MatheusCqb @Beetlejuice @Bvnny. @Iasacrko @szolliontaraelis @skinnytwink @gymmaxedhorse @fnafmaxxer @MagnusTheRed @skorp @theL @PYT @ihatereddit @Brazitard @Kevin Logan @Zures @casadebanho @whiteissuperior @latino_ @Ritalincel @Tyrion! @Entschuldigung @RAITEIII @Unsh @gribsufer1 @spongebob @kumquat @KingBetaTut @Salludon @Blackgymmax @JailedAristocrat @soldier_puzzle662 @Lawton88 @TRUE_CEL @2d v2 @Matthias8272 @Anstrum95 @tomsmith @Thomas DOM @Yuno_howitez @Mumbai Sissy @Hiraeth @FastBananaCEO @StepbroMo @Bashan @Prettyboy @Hades @EverythingMattersCel @BucketCrab @wannakms @Witheredly90

This is actually hella valid. Even though its super weird and only shy incels need it, when you haven’t had your first kiss yet it’s super hard to do and you may get super nervous

 

[Deleted member 24770]

OVER IF YOU DIDNT PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE IN YOUR EARLY TEENS

17 in March. Over for me?

 

[MoggerChad]

17 in March. Over for me?

practice with a subhuman/ltb but make sure no one finds out

 

[Deleted member 24770]

practice with a subhuman/ltb but make sure no one finds out

I have some mtb’s who like me, and maybe some HTB too.

 

[MoggerChad]

I have some mtb’s who like me, and maybe some HTB too.

YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU AREN'T PURSUING

show IOI, but don't be desperate. DO IT. don't sit in your room.

hit them the fuck up. even if they reject you. start slow by casual conversations.

If you don't it'll be over in your 20s when they're no longer in your social circle. trust me.

I'm a 29 year old, I know what I'm talking about.

 

[nitesik]

Why isn't there a making out thread on this server? Legit one of the utter most crucial parts of slaying but 0 talked about here. Non ironically urgent matter

Someone who knows about this shit help out pls jfl

There's a similar megathread for sex but nothing specific about kissmaxxing or whatever

Sexmaxing : SWALLOW THE SEXPILL: How to become a SEX GOD and get girls addicted to you

I promised that I'll do a sex guide as there were none. Here is the Bible of becoming a sex god written by a guy that went from giving average sex to being worshipped for his dick game. In this guide, I'll be detailing all the techniques that can make your dick game tremendously ascend. This...

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Spoiler: Tagging favorite looksmaxxers and bostileiros

@Curry Suicide @Patient A @House Lannister @Tallooksmaxxer @Arborist @hormonetherapy @zv1212 @Jamesothy @cloUder @curlyheadjames @Chad1212 @LiteralCaucasian @Shako Mako @Umbra @Corleone @ascension! @BrahminBoss @Beastimmung @Exterminator @seth @5.5psl @Solar @loksr @nitesik @Xangsane @khvirgin @subhuman incel @defezman @JovenCansao @Amnesia @forevergymcelling @MoggerGaston @aBetterMii @Pikabro @Dr. Bruh @Dystopian @rand anon @Alexanderr @;-; @Eduardo DOV @Tyronecell @Gargantuan @Uglybrazilian @Cauã @MatheusCqb @Beetlejuice @Bvnny. @Iasacrko @szolliontaraelis @skinnytwink @gymmaxedhorse @fnafmaxxer @MagnusTheRed @skorp @theL @PYT @ihatereddit @Brazitard @Kevin Logan @Zures @casadebanho @whiteissuperior @latino_ @Ritalincel @Tyrion! @Entschuldigung @RAITEIII @Unsh @gribsufer1 @spongebob @kumquat @KingBetaTut @Salludon @Blackgymmax @JailedAristocrat @soldier_puzzle662 @Lawton88 @TRUE_CEL @2d v2 @Matthias8272 @Anstrum95 @tomsmith @Thomas DOM @Yuno_howitez @Mumbai Sissy @Hiraeth @FastBananaCEO @StepbroMo @Bashan @Prettyboy @Hades @EverythingMattersCel @BucketCrab @wannakms @Witheredly90

Because nobody here will ever even come close to having sex

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Don't tag me ever again graycel I have standards.

You joined two weeks ago and think ur him jfl

 

[Bashan]

You joined two weeks ago and think ur him jfl

It was a joke babe

 

[Deleted member 23218]

YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU AREN'T PURSUING

show IOI, but don't be desperate. DO IT. don't sit in your room.

hit them the fuck up. even if they reject you. start slow by casual conversations.

If you don't it'll be over in your 20s when they're no longer in your social circle. trust me.

I'm a 29 year old, I know what I'm talking about.

I’m gonna turn 20 virgin in a few weeks I have no social circle brutally over until I ascend

 

[Deleted member 23218]

It was a joke babe

 

[Deleted member 24770]

YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU AREN'T PURSUING

show IOI, but don't be desperate. DO IT. don't sit in your room.

hit them the fuck up. even if they reject you. start slow by casual conversations.

If you don't it'll be over in your 20s when they're no longer in your social circle. trust me.

I'm a 29 year old, I know what I'm talking about.

Okay bet. I was at a christmas party and one of the mtb’s was flirting with me, high fiving me and shit I originally won her bottle in secret santa so she was flirting to me about that and how she should see me in school with that, but some mf took the bottle smh

 

[MoggerChad]

I’m gonna turn 20 virgin in a few weeks I have no social circle brutally over until I ascend

brutally over if you didn't make connections in your high school years

college might be a second chance, but it's alot harder. but you also gotta make sure you pick a major with alot of foids. at least 50%.

 

[MoggerChad]

Okay bet. I was at a christmas party and one of the mtb’s was flirting with me, high fiving me and shit I originally won her bottle in secret santa so she was flirting to me about that and how she should see me in school with that, but some mf took the bottle smh

do something boyo. ngl high fiving might not be a clear IOI, but you still need to find out. nobody will fucking remember the rejection if you get rejected. however you will be an incel if you stay a virgin through high school.

 

[Allornothing]

YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU AREN'T PURSUING

show IOI, but don't be desperate. DO IT. don't sit in your room.

hit them the fuck up. even if they reject you. start slow by casual conversations.

If you don't it'll be over in your 20s when they're no longer in your social circle. trust me.

I'm a 29 year old, I know what I'm talking about.

True, it’s over if you listen when users here say women do the approaching

 

[garoupilled_]

Okay bet. I was at a christmas party and one of the mtb’s was flirting with me, high fiving me and shit I originally won her bottle in secret santa so she was flirting to me about that and how she should see me in school with that, but some mf took the bottle smh

high fiving is a huge IOI, shes literally begging to be railed at that point, trust me

 

[Deleted member 23218]

brutally over if you didn't make connections in your high school years

college might be a second chance, but it's alot harder. but you also gotta make sure you pick a major with alot of foids. at least 50%.

I already fucked up I didn’t go to any parties I was invited to as a freshman bc I was too high inhib. I’ve ascended a decent amount since then, but it’s not enough. My college is 60% female. Hopefully gymaxxing will and color contacts and chains will help. If not, I will just studymaxx and save up for some hardmaxxing to fix failos asap

 

[MoggerChad]

True, it’s over if you listen when users here say women do the approaching

that's literally only chadlite+ (maybe 5% of males)

fucking pursue

 

[MoggerChad]

I already fucked up I didn’t go to any parties I was invited to as a freshman bc I was too high inhib. I’ve ascended a decent amount since then, but it’s not enough. My college is 60% female. Hopefully gymaxxing will and color contacts and chains will help. If not, I will just studymaxx and save up for some hardmaxxing to fix failed asap

over if you're not communicating already

youve gotta try even if it's embarrassing. no one will remember that.

 

[Deleted member 24770]

high fiving is a huge IOI, shes literally begging to be railed at that point, trust me

Lmfaoo i mean she likes me a lil prob, I was passing by her in the hallway but she stopped me to ask me what sport I play and stuff

 

[Deleted member 23218]

over if you're not communicating already

youve gotta try even if it's embarrassing. no one will remember that.

I can’t my heart starts beating super fast and I get flustered it’s too scary and I’m super akward. I got an first appointment with psychiatrist on Monday I will ask for meds

 

[Deleted member 24770]

do something boyo. ngl high fiving might not be a clear IOI, but you still need to find out. nobody will fucking remember the rejection if you get rejected. however you will be an incel if you stay a virgin through high school.

True tbf, she is mtb but im not into her much because her one and only major flaw is her ipd making her look alien like smh. If she didnt have that flaw she would be better lookin

 

[MoggerChad]

I can’t my heart starts beating super fast and I get flustered it’s too scary and I’m super akward. I got an first appointment with psychiatrist on Monday I will ask for meds

fucked up, are you ltn?

cause then it's somewhat justifyable

 

[MoggerChad]

True tbf, she is mtb but im not into her much because her one and only major flaw is her ipd making her look alien like smh. If she didnt have that flaw she would be better lookin

pursue. just make sure you dont ltr for too long.

 

[rand anon]

Idk I'm khhv. Well I've gotten a kiss on the cheek before, when I was like in 4th grade, if that counts

 

[Deleted member 24770]

pursue. just make sure you dont ltr for too long.

Gotchu, ill try if she tries getting closer to me

 

[MoggerChad]

Gotchu, ill try if she tries getting closer to me

yeah, sure, but if she's below your league make SURE you dont ltr for too long as that might fuck up other opportunities.

too many niggas make the mistake of LTRing until marriage with someone below their league

 

[Deleted member 23218]

fucked up, are you ltn?

cause then it's somewhat justifyable

I think I used to be because I was loooksmined with acne and bloat and terrible haircut. People were still pretty nice to me then I was just akward. Rn I’m mtn lightskin currycel prettyboy frauded to 6’2.5. All I can do is gymmax and leanmaxx to 10%, color contacts, badboy max, get shoes that make me .3 additional inches taller, and experiment with makeup. If these don’t ascend me along with mse which I’m getting in a bit(I’m a narrow palette cel). It’s brutally over for me until I ascend.

 

[Deleted member 24770]

yeah, sure, but if she's below your league make SURE you dont ltr for too long as that might fuck up other opportunities.

too many niggas make the mistake of LTRing until marriage with someone below their league

Ye true.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Idk I'm khhv. Well I've gotten a kiss on the cheek before, when I was like in 4th grade, if that counts

I got lots of hugs from girls after middle school grad if that counts. I am khv

 

[Deleted member 24940]

I’m gonna turn 20 virgin in a few weeks I have no social circle brutally over until I ascend

Go to college and follow hamzas college slaying guide YouTube video, I wish I knew about his channel when I was a freshmen now I'm senior and it's too late to make a social circle.